Joakim Noah Strips Butt Naked In Santa Monica
Here's Joakim Noah proving he's got nothing to hide when it comes to getting naked -- stripping off his pants in the middle of the street in Santa Monica ... and yeah, dude's in great shape.
The New York Knicks player was leaving a vintage French boutique in Santa Monica on Monday -- when he decided it was time for a wardrobe change.
Off came the shorts ... out came his bare ass -- and Noah couldn't help but smile as people walked by him in the middle of the day.
Joakim Noah's 6'11", 230 pounds and was standing in front of his expensive Porsche ... so, we're sure no one even noticed -- right?
BTW, Joakim's been busy lately -- just last week he was leading a peace march in Chicago (fully clothed).
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Charles Oakley Convicted In Casino Cheating Case ... But No Jail
Charles Oakley pled no contest to misdemeanor disorderly conduct stemming from his alleged cheating incident at a Vegas casino ... but he won't spend another minute behind bars.
TMZ Sports broke the story ... Oakley was arrested on July 8 after officials say he cheated multiple times at the Cosmopolitan hotel while playing the Ultimate Texas Hold'Em table game.
The ex-NBA star was initially charged with committing a fraudulent act in a casino -- a felony that carried up to 6 years in prison.
But, Oakley's attorneys were able to cut a deal with prosecutors in which they reduced the felony to a misdemeanor ... and ultimately, Oak will not serve ANY jail time. We're told Oakley's punishment is a $1,000 fine.
"Mr. Oakley has pled no contest to the simple misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct which fully resolves this situation," Oakley's attorneys, David Chesnoff and Richard Schonfeld, said in a statement.
"He appreciates the professionalism of the District Attorney and the Cosmopolitan in resolving this event."
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CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Trump Attacks Black People A Lot You Tell Me What It Means
Jeffrey Toobin thinks it's awfully peculiar President Trump seems to have a habit of viciously attacking black people ... but stops short of calling him a full-on racist.
We got CNN's Chief Legal Analyst Monday at LAX and asked about DT's latest vitriol against prominent African-Americans -- namely, his disgusting tweet calling LeBron James and Don Lemon dumb and dumber -- and Toobin thinks there's a pattern here that can't be ignored.
It wasn’t the White House, it wasn’t the State Department, it wasn’t father LaVar’s so-called people on the ground in China that got his son out of a long term prison sentence - IT WAS ME. Too bad! LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair. Just think..
@realDonaldTrump
Bottom line ... Trump has a track record of going after blacks both on Twitter and at rallies. He's called out LaVar Ball as being a "poor man's version of Don King" and has constantly referred to Rep. Maxine Waters as a "low IQ" person. And, don't forget the NFL's SOBs.
Toobin doesn't want to get into name-calling -- unlike the Prez -- but says 45's barbs reek of racism.
He also praises his coworker's eloquent response to Trump after getting attacked this weekend.
Who’s the real dummy? A man who puts kids in classrooms or one who puts kids in cages? #BeBest https://t.co/XO50qVksnR
@donlemon
So, Toobin thinks these are more than petty grudges or rage tweets at his "haters." Toobin clearly thinks it's all part of the guy's moral makeup.
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NFL's Steve Smith Reveals Depression Battle 'Felt Trapped, Inferior'
On the field, Steve Smith Sr. appeared to be the most confident NFL player on the planet -- but privately, the WR was struggling with depression and admits he felt "trapped, inferior and alone."
The ex-Ravens and Panthers star went public with his mental health issues on NFL.com -- revealing he REALLY began to "take ownership" of the situation when he retired following the 2016 season.
Smith says, despite his carefree demeanor, he never really enjoyed any of his football accomplishments and often felt "mentally, physically and emotionally broken."
Smith says he first tried counseling in 2013 -- but didn't really take it seriously.
But, since he hung up his cleats, Smith says he's been able to focus on his mental health and has learned a lot about himself.
"I find myself, as an extreme introvert defined by my counselor, looking for excuses on how to avoid large crowds and retreating during public appearances, big events and even family gatherings," Smith says.
"Being in public is a constant struggle, not because I don't want to attract attention or think I'm 'important,' but because of my inner battle."
"This is all proof that I still face my demons often, but I'm gradually learning how to cope with them."
Smith says he has a message to other people suffering from mental health issues -- ask for help.
"You're not alone. Believe me."
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Jake Paul Training For Superfight ... With Boxing Legend Shane Mosley
Jake Paul ain't just training for his superfight with YouTube star Deji by pummeling his friends in his living room boxing ring ... he tells TMZ Sports he's getting LEGIT coaching from "Sugar" Shane Mosley too!
We got the Internet sensation (and his smokin' hot GF, Erika Costell) leaving a workout with world class trainer Phil Paolina in the Valley on Monday when he revealed one of boxing's all-time greats is giving him pointers.
He says there are others in his corner as well -- including his own version of Mr. Miyagi -- all getting him ready for the Aug. 25 fight that could be bigger than McGregor-Mayweather.
As for the fight's atmosphere ... Jake's not worried about facing a hostile UK crowd -- telling us he and big bro Logan Paul have a plan for how to turn them against Deji and KSI.
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Madden 19 Kaepernick's Name Back In Soundtrack
EA Sports has fixed the Colin Kaepernick "mistake" -- removing the edit that scrubbed the QB's name from a song that's on the soundtrack for the Madden NFL 19 video game.
As we previously reported, Colin's name is a part of the original lyrics for YG's track, "Big Bank" -- which is featured in the game. But, on the version released on Madden, Kaep's name was mysteriously absent.
EA Sports claimed they made "an unfortunate mistake" when "members of our team misunderstood the fact that while we don’t have rights to include Colin Kaepernick in the game, this doesn’t affect soundtracks."
EA added, "We messed up, and the edit should never have happened. We will make it right, with an update to Madden NFL 19 on August 6 that will include the reference again."
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Turns out, EA kept their word on that -- and now, Colin's name can be heard on the song in the game.
There was a movement to boycott the game -- we'll see what happens to the boycott now that the "mistake" has been remedied.
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O.J. Simpson Being a Felon Ain't All Bad!!!
O.J. Simpson says there's a silver lining to having a kidnapping felony on your record ... you can still get the royal treatment in Vegas!
Simpson clowned with a guy at a Sin City restaurant ... a place O.J. frequents. Fact is ... he's the local celeb in restaurants and bars off the Strip. Think Norm from "Cheers."
We've been told by multiple people Simpson is NOT treated anything like an ex-con. He's bombarded by tourists and locals who beg for selfies, autographs and high-fives.
Remember ... O.J. served 9 years in prison for kidnapping in a botched robbery attempt where he was trying to recover his old football memorabilia in a Las Vegas hotel room ... pulling a gun didn't help.
He's a thing there.
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Mark Wahlberg McGregor-Khabib ... Will Be Biggest Fight In UFC History
Sorry, Ronda, Rampage, Lesnar and Liddell -- any fight you've ever had won't even come close to what goes down in October between Conor and Khabib ... so says Mark Wahlberg.
Wahlberg was out in Bev Hills where he told us there's never been a more anticipated fight in UFC history than the upcoming McGregor-Nurmagomedov superfight at UFC 229.
In fact ... Wahlberg says it's gonna make the two fighters (and Dana White) some SERIOUS bank.
"This is going to be the biggest pay-per-view fight in the history of UFC," Mark tells TMZ Sports -- and that's great news for him since he's a UFC minority owner.
FYI ... McGregor reportedly holds 4 of the top 5 most-bought UFC fights ever -- with his rematch against Nate Diaz at UFC 202 topping the charts.
BONUS ... Mark was also super impressed with Henry Cejudo's victory over Demetrious Johnson at UFC 227 and says Henry's backstory is so good, it could be a movie one day!
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Ronda Rousey Makes Alicia Fox Tap Out ... After Nasty Armbar
Ronda Rousey destroyed TWO chicks at the same time Monday night -- punishing WWE Raw champ Alexa Bliss and then making Alicia Fox tap out!!
It all went down in Jacksonville, Florida -- where Ronda wrestled her first ever match on Monday Night Raw. She came out to her theme song, "Bad Reputation," by Joan Jett and the crowd went nuts.
Bliss and Fox were inside the ring -- talking A LOT of trash after Fox slammed Rousey into a wall last week -- and Ronda was hell-bent on revenge ... and she got it.
Rousey is a beast in the ring -- bigger, stronger and more athletic than both Bliss and Fox combined and it's pretty awesome to watch her dominate.
So, what's next for Ronda? She's fighting for the Raw Women's Championship at SummerSlam -- and Alexa Bliss looked downright scared ... as she should be.
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NASCAR's Brian France Cops Used Drugs.com ... To ID Oxy pills
Who needs CSI when you have the Internet?
The cops who arrested NASCAR honcho Brian France found 5 oxycodone pills on him during the bust and used the website Drugs.com to identity them ... this according to court docs obtained by TMZ Sports.
The Sag Harbor PD says the pills -- yellow in color, labeled T194 -- came right up on the website ... which touts its "pill identifier" feature on the home page.
Don't worry, the cops also submitted the pills to the lab for confirmation.
There's more ... cops say France's blood alcohol level was .19 -- more than twice the legal limit in New York when he was busted at 7:08 PM on Sunday.
During the arrest, France had slurred speech, glassy eyes and was unsteady on his feet.
France was booked for drunk driving and criminal possession of a controlled substance.
If convicted on both counts, he faces up to a year in jail and loss of driving privileges for a year.
France has taken a leave of absence from NASCAR -- and his uncle will fill in while he's away.
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Serena Williams Postpartum Emotions Contributed to Tennis Loss
Serena Williams says she was in a "funk" during her historic loss at the Silicon Valley Classic last week -- all because postpartum emotions made her feel like a bad mom.
Williams suffered the worst loss of her pro career to 43rd ranked Johanna Konta -- going down in straight sets ... 6-1, 6-0.
Now, Serena -- who gave birth to her daughter back in August 2017 -- says postpartum emotions definitely played a role.
"Last week was not easy for me. Not only was I accepting some tough personal stuff, but I just was in a funk. Mostly, I felt like I was not a good mom," Williams wrote on Instagram.
"I read several articles that said postpartum emotions can last up to 3 years if not dealt with. I like communication best. Talking things through with my mom, my sisters, my friends let me know that my feelings are totally normal. It’s totally normal to feel like I’m not doing enough for my baby."
She added ... "Although I have been with her every day of her life, I’m not around as much as I would like to be. Most of you moms deal with the same thing. Whether stay-at-home or working, finding that balance with kids is a true art. You are the true heroes."
"I’m here to say: if you are having a rough day or week--it’s ok--I am, too!!! There’s always tomm!"
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T.J. Dillashaw Greatest Martial Artist Ever ... Says T.J.'s Coach
T.J. Dillashaw is the GREATEST martial artist to ever walk the face of planet earth ... so says the UFC bantamweight champ's coach.
T.J.'s coach Duane Ludwig tells TMZ Sports ... not only is his fighter a champion ... but he's the best freakin' fighter to ever live.
"There's been no greater martial artist ever in the time of human history than T.J. Dillashaw right now, and he's continuing to get better."
FYI -- Ludwig was a coach at Alpha Male (Urijah Faber and Cody Garbrandt's team) ... before leaving and taking Dillashaw with him -- igniting the beef between the squads.
There is 1 legendary martial artist who Ludwig thinks T.J. resembles -- "He is literally the real life Bruce Lee."
Dillashaw's camp is obviously fired up right now -- but do they have a point?
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NASCAR's Brian France Taking 'Indefinite Leave of Absence' ... After Arrest
Brian France -- CEO and chairman of NASCAR -- says he will be taking an indefinite leave of absence after his DUI and oxycodone arrest.
TMZ Sports broke the story ... France was busted in the Hamptons on Sunday evening. Cops say he was drunk and illegally in possession of prescription oxycodone pills.
France -- widely considered one of the most powerful people in pro sports -- has issued a statement apologizing.
"I apologize to our fans, our industry and my family for the impact of my actions [Sunday] night. Effective immediately, I will be taking an indefinite leave of absence from my position to focus on my personal affairs."
NASCAR says Brian's uncle, Jim France, has "assumed the role of interim chairman and chief executive officer."
Story developing ...
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'Mighty Ducks' Goalie Super Sad Mug Shot ... Public Intoxication Bust
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Shaun Weiss -- who played Goldberg in "The Mighty Ducks" -- got arrested in Northern California, and based on his mug shot ... the former child star is in dire straits.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the 38-year-old was busted for public intoxication Saturday around 1 AM in Oroville, CA, about an hour north of Sacramento. We're told cops cut him a break after he spent a few hours in the drunk tank -- he was released and not cited.
TMZ broke the story ... Shaun was also arrested a year ago for possession of meth. That arrest came just 5 days after he'd been sentenced to 150 days in jail for stealing $151 worth of stuff from an electronics store.
He ended up serving only 12 days due to overcrowding. At the time, his manager, Don Gibble, told TMZ he had hoped jail would help Weiss get himself on a more productive path.
Weiss worked steadily after the 3 'Ducks' flicks, but it's been a couple years since his last acting gig.
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Matt Barnes Rips Trump Over LeBron Comments ... 'Dumbass President'
Matt Barnes says "dumbass" Donald Trump is crazy for going after LeBron James on Twitter -- telling TMZ Sports he's convinced POTUS is a racist.
Barnes played against James for years in the NBA and was VERY offended when Trump attacked the NBA superstar's intelligence Friday night ... especially since he knows James to be really smart, business savvy and philanthropic.
So, what's Barnes gonna do about it? He's putting his money where his mouth is.
Matt tells TMZ Sports he's now trying to set up a political run for himself in Sacramento -- explaining he wants to run for mayor at some point in the future.
Barnes says he wants to use his fame and influence to improve his community and prove athletes shouldn't just "shut up and dribble."
One of Matt's big projects -- he's hosting an Athletes vs. Cancer Celebrity Football Game with Snoop Dogg set to go down in L.A. on August 12.
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Mickey Rourke Trump's a 'Garbage Can' Prez ... I Support NFL Kneelers
Mickey Rourke tells TMZ Sports ... Donald Trump is a "garbage can" president -- and he'd gladly protest with the NFL kneelers as a way to stick it to our "sh**ty" Commander in Chief.
"The Expendables" star was at Ago on Saturday night when we asked him about the LeBron James vs. Donald Trump beef ... and where he stood.
That's when Rourke unloaded on POTUS -- and made it clear he's pissed at the way Trump has treated NFL stars like Colin Kaepernick, who took a knee during the national anthem to shine a spotlight on police brutality against minorities.
"Everything is bulls**t. You can't trust nothing," Rourke said ... explaining that Trump's simply a "sh**ty president" and the country is gonna have to wait him out.
Yeah, no holding back here ...