DeAndre Jordan Sorry, Dodger Fans ... Astros Only Lost to Keep It Interesting
Hope all the LOS ANGELES Clippers fans don't get too pissed about this ... 'cause one of their own, DeAndre Jordan, is going AGAINST L.A. saying the Astros are gonna take the World Series.
FYI -- DeAndre is from Houston ... but still.
We got Benedict Arnold leaving the Dodgers game Tuesday night, decked out in Houston gear, and asked him if he's disappointed the Astros let a closeout opportunity slip through their fingers.
That's when Judas told us he wasn't concerned at all, and that his Astros were just trying to make things interesting by taking it to 7.
Hey DeAndre, if you love Houston so much why don't you marry it?
(This was written by a Dodgers fan.)
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'Game of Thrones' Star I Coulda Killed Conor McGregor ... In Famous MMA Sesh
The guy who plays "The Mountain" on "Game of Thrones" says he MAJORLY "held back" when he sparred Conor McGregor back in 2015 ... because he coulda Prince Oberyn'd the guy for real.
You remember the video ... 6'9'', 400-pound Icelandic strongman Hafthor Julius Bjornsson toyed with the 5'9" UFC star in a training sesh in Ireland before Conor's big fight against Jose Aldo.
Hafthor talked about the throwdown with RT Sport and said he went easy because, "If I would push all my power into him, I would crush him. Crush him."
"I had to hold myself back because I have too much power for a man his size."
He's right.
R.I.P. Oberyn's face.
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Rick Fox Game 7 Nerves Can Ruin People 'I've Seen Guys S**t Their Pants'
Rick Fox has played in multiple Game 7 situations -- and never lost -- and he's got some serious advice for the Dodgers ... DON'T CRAP YOUR PANTS!!!
The ex-Lakers champ -- who has won 3 rings -- says he's seen what pre-Game 7 jitters can do to a player ... and it ain't pretty.
"I've seen guys throw up in their mouth. Sh*t their pants. It happens, man. It's stressful."
The big question -- WHO CRAPPED THEIR PANTS?
Here's a list of some of the Lakers who were on Game 7 teams with Fox:
Shaq, Kobe, Derek Fisher, Tyronn Lue, Glen Rice, Robert Horry, A.C. Green, Devean George, Mark Madsen, Brian Shaw, Samaki Walker.
There are others ... but, c'mon ... it's gotta be Mark Madsen, right??
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O.J. Simpson Famous NFL Slasher for Halloween!!! Trick or Treat, Kids?
O.J. Simpson. Scariest. Halloween. Costume. Ever.
Yes, O.J. actually greeted trick-or-treaters at the Las Vegas home where he's been living since getting out of prison -- and he even dressed up for the occasion. Sorta. Simpson grabbed one of his old Buffalo Bills jerseys -- maybe one he's planning to hawk online.
He did cut through more NFL defenses than Freddy Krueger in that #32.
Doesn't look like O.J. handed out candy, but he did take selfies and sign autographs. More evidence of what we reported ... neighbors are welcoming him with open arms, and apparently their kids are too.
Still, way scarier out of the jersey if ya ask us.
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Gronk Smashed in Rap Battle vs. Actress ... 'I Deflated Your Balls'
Rob Gronkowski tried spitting bars (again) -- this time in rap battle form -- and got absolutely WRECKED by "Jane the Virgin" star Gina Rodriguez.
On "Drop the Mic" ... Gronk took the stage in a tank n' chain, bragged about his Super Bowl rings and dropped some cringy sex jokes on Gina.
"You're a Virgin, I'm not -- I score all the time."
Gina responded with a series of shots at Gronk's intelligence ... leaving the Patriots superstar looking legitimately hurt.
"I spit fire -- you look like the caveman that discovered it."
"Gronk's his nickname and we know what that means -- it's the only sound he made until he was 16."
And the KO blow -- "This is not a revelation, I'm sure you've heard it all. But check your manhood, 'cause I just deflated your balls."
Update: Gronk's ego has officially been placed on the IR.
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Jon Jones Teases Fight Return Despite Looming Suspension
He's staring down the barrel of a 4-year suspension, but Jon Jones says he's NOT giving up his fight career -- and he's still training as if he'll be back in the near future.
TMZ Sports broke the story ... Jones was popped for steroids in August after UFC 214 -- the second time he's tested positive for a banned substance in the last 2 years.
Jones has been provisionally suspended and is now facing 4 years in the penalty box once the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) metes out the official punishment.
But Jon isn't waving the white flag just yet ... in fact, he busted out the UFC gear and hit the mitts with a trainer -- insisting, "If I made it to the top of the mountain once, I can do it again."
The question ... is he looking to switch sports?
He added another caption saying, "I believe there are talents inside of me I haven't even discovered yet. There's nothing I put my mind to that I can't achieve, just got to be willing to put in the work."
Jones is a freak athlete. He's only 30. Guessing he's not planning on doing NOTHING.
Stay tuned ...
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Bruce Maxwell Police Report: MLB Player Cussed Out, Berated Cops ... During Gun Arrest
Oakland A's catcher Bruce Maxwell -- the only MLB player who took a knee last season -- made "anti-police statements" and cussed out officers during his gun arrest ... this according to the police report.
26-year-old Maxwell was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct in Scottsdale, AZ on Saturday after allegedly pulling a gun on a food delivery woman.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ Sports, the woman says she was making a routine delivery from Geno's Pizza and Cheesesteaks in Tempe when Maxwell answered the door and stuck a gun right in her face.
"Lindsay advised me she was staring straight at the barrel of a silver handgun," the reporting officer put in the notes.
When cops confronted Maxwell, he reeked of booze, cussed like crazy and couldn't keep his story straight. However, at one point Maxwell said he had cancelled his food order before it arrived and was not expecting it to be delivered.
Cops say Maxwell admitted he had 2 guns in his apartment and a bunch of ammo -- but insisted he had a concealed carry permit.
As the investigation continued, cops say Maxwell "began making anti-police statements and utilized excessive profanity." When cops decided to arrest him, he initially refused to comply.
One cop had a rifle trained on Maxwell during the incident. Another gave Maxwell instructions while pointing a taser at him. Maxwell ultimately surrendered without any weapons being used.
Maxwell was transported to a nearby jail, where he continued to cuss out police officers -- according to the report.
We've reached out to Maxwell for his side of the story. So far, no word back.
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Diplo Ballin' Out On Game 7 Tix ... Prices Skyrocket!
Wanna be at Dodger Stadium for Game 7 tonight? Better be RICH AS HELL ... like Diplo.
The best seats in the house are selling on StubHub for $50,000 EACH (Dugout Club, right behind home plate) -- and the cheapest tickets (upper, upper level) are still hovering around $1,000.
So, if you're gonna buy seats ... ya gotta have bread.
Enter DJ Diplo -- who reportedly made $28.5 MILLION in 2017 -- and happens to be a huge Dodgers fan.
We got him leaving Mastro's in Bev Hills after Game 6 -- and he told us he'll 100% be at the game. Price didn't seem to be a concern.
Good for Diplo. Viva Los Doyers.
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Alice Cooper Kershaw to Close Game 7?! ... Big Unit Did It.
Alice Cooper is a baseball junkie -- and says he's convinced the Dodgers will BEAT the Houston Astros in Game 7 Wednesday night ... thanks to one big reason.
The rock legend was leaving Craig's in L.A. on Halloween when we started talking World Series -- specifically, Clayton Kershaw saying he's ready to throw if need be.
That's when Cooper brought up Randy Johnson -- the former Arizona Diamondbacks starter who came in as the closer in Game 7 back in 2001 ... and CRUSHED IT!
Big Unit threw 1 1/3 scoreless innings in that game -- beating the Yankees and leading AZ to their only World Series title.
Can Kershaw folllow suit? Cooper says hell yes.
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Greg Hardy I'm Aiming for UFC Heavyweight Title
Ex-NFL star Greg Hardy says he's going for it all in his MMA career ... telling TMZ Sports his ultimate goal is to be in the UFC, and he thinks he can be the heavyweight champ.
Hardy, who's making his amateur debut this weekend, has been training for over a year at American Top Team in Florida ... the same gym where bad asses like Tyron Woodley, Joanna Jedrzejczyk and Amanda Nunes train.
You know his past -- Hardy was one of the best players in the NFL before his domestic violence case made him persona non grata in the league. Despite the fact he's a grappling newbie, Hardy says he wants it all.
"Honestly I would like to be in the UFC, and be able to obtain UFC gold."
There are some -- including FOX Sports' Jay Glazer -- who says Hardy's past should keep him out of the Octagon, but Hardy's plugging ahead, preparing for his first fight November 4 at Rise of a Warrior 21 against Joe Hawkins.
"I want to be champion of everything I can be. The world champion, best heavyweight."
FEBRUARY 2017
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Nick Young Science by Swaggy: Dinosaur Attacked OKC Thunder Plane!
It's a bird! It's a plane!! It's ... a dinosaur???
We asked Warriors baller Nick Young what the hell coulda smacked into the OKC Thunder airplane on Friday night -- making a HUGE crater on the nose of the Boeing 757.
Swaggy P's scientific deduction -- "A dinosaur ... or something."
FYI, a Delta spokesperson said it was probably a bird ... but Young ain't buyin' it.
Swaggy -- who we got at Poppy in West Hollywood -- also gave us physical proof of something he says is just as crazy as a prehistoric attack.
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Astros HR Family We're Coming To L.A. For Game 6!!
The Astros fans who went viral after tossing Yasiel Puig's HR ball back on the field are takin' a freakin' private jet to L.A. ... and will be inside Dodger Stadium for tonight's W.S. game!
Vim Head -- who's wife caught Puig's 9th inning bomb, only to have it snatched by his bro -- tells TMZ Sports he was contacted by a friend with a plane who wanted to give 'em a ride to Los Angeles.
“Someone offered to fly us out in a jet. We will be in L.A. [tonight] for the game. Sitting front row, left field.”
We talked to Vim yesterday afternoon ... and he told us no one had yet offered them tix or a ride ... but if someone did, they'd be there, ready to throw back any Dodgers home run balls.
Note to LAD sluggers... avoid left field.
some deranged astros fan ripped a home run ball out of a woman's hand and threw it onto the field pic.twitter.com/Qd9rH1AK3A
@JordanUhl
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DJ Quik I'd Work With Lonzo ... If He Can Actually Rap
Classic good news/bad news situation for Lonzo Ball ... good news is that one of the greatest producers in hip-hop history says he's totally down to work with Ball.
Bad news is that this guy ... DJ Quik ... says he'll only do so if Ball can really rap, saying he hasn't heard Lonzo's rhymes yet, and isn't sure about his skills.
You gotta remember, Quik has worked with Jay-Z, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, and every other rap legend around, so impressing him might not be easy.
BTW -- Quik just performed at Gabrielle Union's B-day party -- and tells us what he thinks Gabby's play brother-in-law LeBron James is gonna do after basketball ... and it's pretty interesting.
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Aaron Judge Who Needs The World Series I Got A Smokin' Hot Date!!
As if hitting 56 homers wasn't enough for Aaron Judge's rookie season ... the Yankees star might've hit another outta the park with his smokin' hot rumored GF Jen Flaum.
Judge and Flaum were spotted leaving Nobu in NYC on Monday night ... the first time they've been seen in public since they attended the U.S. Open together earlier last month.
FYI -- Flaum is a recent U. of Michigan grad and a die-hard Yanks fan.
While neither side has confirmed the relationship ... it definitely seems like they're enjoying each other's company.
But let's be honest ... can ya blame 'em??
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TMZ's Halloween 2017 Cash Me Outside, Beyonce & Twins ... Kellyanne & Kaep Too
TMZ's staff channeled 2017's biggest stories into some kick-ass Halloween costumes -- featuring Cash Me Outside Girl, Beyonce, some "Game of Thrones" stars, Kellyanne Conway and many more.
Competition was tough, but we think costume of the year goes to the 'GoT' crew with Daenerys Targaryen, the Night King and an actual freakin' Iron Throne ... of cardboard.
Honorable mention to the Rugrats and their epic Reptar -- and Harvey's take on "The Handmaid's Tale."
That's our call, but check out the pics and make your own.
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Jadeveon Clowney Dresses As Inmate For Halloween ... Shot At Texans Owner?
12:05 PM PT -- A rep for the Texans says Clowney insists there "was no hidden meaning behind his Halloween costume. He was not taking a 'shot' at anyone. It was just that – a costume at a Halloween party," according to the Houston Chronicle.
Jadeveon Clowney rocked an ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT to the Texans' Halloween party ... seemingly in response to Houston team owner Bob McNair's controversial comments.
JC isn't the first Texan to outwardly show displeasure with BM after his "you can't have the inmates running the prison" comment.
DeAndre Hopkins bolted practice last week and most of the squad -- including Clowney -- took a knee for the anthem before Sunday's game against the Seahawks.
As for the actual party ... it went down last night in H-Town, with everyone from Deshaun Watson, Kareem Jackson, Alfred Blue and Bruce Ellington in attendance.