Comic Gary Owen Raves About LeBron's Penis ... I Saw It at D-Wade's Wedding

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Comedian Gary Owen says he's seen LeBron James' penis with his own eyes -- and praised it as a national treasure -- after he snuck a peek in the bathroom at Dwyane Wade's wedding.

Owen was on "The Real" (airs Oct 10th) when he talked about his most memorable LeBron encounter -- while they were peeing next to each other when Gabby and D-Wade tied the knot back in 2014.

"I’m getting ready to use the restroom and Lebron walked in. And he’s at the stall right next to me, so I took a little glance," Owen revealed.

"I wasn’t obvious with it. I just did the little eye check ... but hey, he’s The King for a reason! I’m just saying, I was impressed ... Savannah is a happy woman!"

Chelsea Clinton I'M ON THE WENTZ WAGON ... Go Eagles!

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Move over, Joe Biden ... there's a new passenger on the Wentz Wagon -- Chelsea Clinton!

Chelsea was in North Dakota visiting with Senator Heidi Heitkamp -- when she handed Hillary's daughter a #11 jersey for her husband, Marc, who was born in Philly.

Of course, Carson Wentz played his college ball at North Dakota State before being drafted by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Chelsea LOVED the gift and tweeted back, "Thank you for the warm welcome Heidi & for the #Wentz jersey for Marc (even if one of our kids will be wearing it on Sundays)! #FlyEaglesFly."

She's just the latest celebrity to join the Wentz fan craze ... joining Biden, Sly Stallone and Pete Wentz.

The Eagles play the Lions this weekend ... we'll see if the Wentz Wagon will continue to roll.

Packers' Jared Cook My Chicken Wings ... CAME WITH A HEAD!

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9:23 AM PT -- A rep for BWW told us ... "Buffalo Wild Wings takes food preparation, service and quality extremely seriously and we are looking into this situation. We’ve reached out to Jared Cook and our suppliers for more information."

Green Bay Packers tight end Jared Cook knows how Brad Pitt felt at the end of the movie "Seven" -- 'cause he opened up a box and found a decapitated head inside!!!

The 29-year-old says it all went down at Buffalo Wild Wings on Tuesday -- when he opened up his box of lemon pepper wings and saw a decapitated HEAD staring back at him.

"Tongue, eyes, and beak all present. With extra seasoning," Cook said.

When he raised the issue to staffer, Cook says he was told, "Sorry unfortunately this happens because the chicken is fresh."

We reached out to BWW -- and several corporate executives -- so far, no word back.

Alex Ovechkin Rivals Charles Barkley ... With God Awful Golf Swing

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This is so bad it's good.

Washington Capitols superstar Alex Ovechkin whiffed TWICE while trying to tee off Thursday ... shocking, considering the guy swings a hockey stick for a living.

But you gotta watch the entire clip ... Alex eventually focuses and connects with a pretty solid shot -- and celebrates like he just won the Stanley Cup!

It's better than Charles Barkley ... but it's close.

Ex-Giants LB Antonio Pierce Eli Manning's No Hall of Famer Yet ... Now Check Out These Strippers!

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Here's ex-NY Giants star Antonio Pierce surrounded by half naked women ... and talking about Eli Manning.

Happy Friday!

Pierce was at the grand opening of Hoops Cabaret and Sports Bar in NYC Thursday night -- when 4 of the thong'd out dancers started grinding up on him. Good times.

Don't worry ... we fired off some Eli Manning questions and Pierce told us the QB is NOT ready for Canton yet. He laid out what Eli has to do to get a bust of his own one day.

Remember, Pierce and Eli were teammates for years -- with Eli leading the team to one of the greatest Super Bowl victories ever over the undefeated Patriots in SBXLII.

Don't like the Eli talk? Enjoy the ladies ...

Alex Rodriguez 'I Love Big Papi' But I Won't Say I'm Rooting for Him

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Alex Rodriguez says he's definitely a fan of David Ortiz -- but when it comes to rooting for the MLB legend in his last playoff run ... A-Rod stopped short of saying he was rooting for him.

It all went down outside of Craig's in West Hollywood -- Alex was in a good mood and had nothing but love for Big Papi ... but scoffed at the idea of rooting for the Red Sox.

FYI, the Sox lost Game 1 Thursday night ... but the Yankees didn't make the playoffs.

Buffalo's Marcell Dareus 'I Got the Help I Needed' ... I'm Ready to Kick Ass

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Buffalo Bills superstar Marcell Dareus says he's PUMPED to make his 2016 debut after serving his 4 game drug policy suspension -- explaining, "I sought out the help I need and I'm moving on."

Dareus joined the guys on the "TMZ Sports" TV show on FS1 and told us about the impact his life coach, Bruce Smith, has had on him ... and why he's more motivated than ever to be a great person and player.

Oh, and he also dishes out some smack talk to the L.A. Rams -- telling us how he plans to celebrate in Los Angeles if/when they upset the NFC West leaders.

Check out "TMZ Sports" weekdays on FS1.

MLB Beer Can Attack Cops Arrest Suspect ... Sports Journalist

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The Toronto Blue Jays fan suspected of throwing a beer can at Baltimore Orioles outfielder Hyun Soo Kim during Tuesday's Wild Card playoff game has been arrested ... cops say.

The Toronto Police Dept. says 41-year-old Ken Pagan has surrendered to authorities after cops released his photo and ID'd him as the lead suspect in the incident.

FYI, Pagan is a sports journalist for Postmedia -- and though he hasn't outright denied the allegations, he issued a statement suggesting police have the wrong guy.

Still, cops have charged him with 1 count of mischief -- and he's scheduled to appear in court in November.

Derrick Rose The Dramatic Courtroom Sketches

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Here are the courtroom sketches from inside the Derrick Rose rape trial -- showing the NBA star's accuser weeping on the stand as she told her side of the story in an L.A. courtroom.

As we previously reported, Rose -- sporting a suit with a blue tie -- showed up the proceedings 2 hours late on Thursday -- entering the courtroom while the accuser was on the stand.

During the trial, Rose didn't appear to make eye contact with accuser at all -- spending most of the proceeding looking down at his hands and staring off.

Rose did not take the stand today and did not talk with reporters on his way out of court.

The accuser is due back on the stand Friday.

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Larry the Cable Guy Snaps Guy's Arm

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This is NOT what Larry the Cable Guy meant by "Git-R-Done" -- but he damn near broke his opponent's limb in half during an arm wrestling competition.

The video is intense to say the least -- and it went down at the University of Nebraska football game last Saturday in Lincoln. Larry, a huge Huskers fan, and the guy -- an army vet named John -- were in a luxury suite, and we're told John challenged the comedian.

Just watch, it's a very close competition. Until it isn't ... and John's arm breaks.

We're told he had surgery to put a plate in his arm, and he's as okay as he can be today.

Fittingly, he broke his humerus bone. Yes, the funny bone.

Ex-Utah State Linebacker Charged with Raping Multiple Women (Update: Arrested)

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3:27 PM PT -- Green has been arrested in California and will be extradited to Utah to face the charges ... officials confirm.

A former Utah State linebacker -- who was cut by the Atlanta Falcons in the preseason -- was formally charged with raping multiple women back in 2015 ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Torrey Green was hit with 4 counts of rape, 1 count of kidnapping and 1 count of sexual assault -- all felonies.

TMZ Sports broke the story ... cops in Utah were investigating Green for allegedly raping 3 women between January 2015 and November 2015. The details from the investigation can be seen here.

Green had signed a free agent contract with the Falcons earlier this year, but they cut him as soon as they learned about the investigation.

For his part, Green claims he's innocent and vows to prove it in court.

CLE Indians' Francisco Lindor Custom Playoff Cleats ... 'BelieveLand'

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With the Indians as the odds-on LONGSHOT to win the World Series, Cleveland shortstop Francisco Lindor just got some brand new cleats made up ... with the word "BelieveLand" on the sides.

Seriously, according to SportsLine, the Indians only have a 6.4% shot to go the distance ... behind the Giants (9.0%), Rangers (11.9%) and Nationals (12.0%).

Shocker ... the Cubs are the faves (18.4%).

But back to the cleats, which Lindor had whipped up by Jorge Soto of Soto Customs -- he says the phenom wanted something "nice and clean" for his playoff debut.

Hey, the Cavs already beat the odds this year ... why not another team from Cleveland?

Rugby Superstar Aaron Smith Apologizes for Banging Chick ... In Airport Bathroom

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New Zealand All Blacks superstar Aaron Smith -- considered one of the best rugby players in the world -- has apologized after he was caught nailing a chick in an airport bathroom.

Multiple witnesses say they saw Smith (who has a girlfriend) and a mystery woman sneak into a handicap accessible toilet at Christchurch airport in New Zealand last month.

One witness was with his young son and told the media, "It was obvious what was happening."

The team suspended Smith for 1 game and the Prime Minister of New Zealand said he "embarrassed himself."

Now, Smith has issued a public apology -- saying, "I've made a huge mistake. A huge error in judgment."

"I’d personally like to say a huge sorry to my partner (girlfriend) Teagan, her family, my family. I’m also sorry to my teammates and the New Zealand fans."

"My behavior is unacceptable and if you could respect me and my partner in this situation."

"I’m just trying to get home to deal with this. Thank you."

Derrick Rose Arrives to Court ... for Rape Trial

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Derrick Rose just arrived to federal court in downtown Los Angeles where his civil rape trial is underway.

Rose arrived moments ago -- roughly 2 hours after the proceedings began.

He pulled up in a black SUV where media was waiting for him -- but instead of getting out of the car, he sped around to another entrance where there were less cameras.

Rose -- dressed in a black suit -- entered the court with one other person while his accuser was on the stand testifying about the case.

Rose and 2 friends are accused of gang raping the woman in her L.A. apartment back in 2013. She's suing for more than $21 MILLION.

Story developing ...

UFC's Dan Henderson I Don't Wanna Be Friends with Conor McGregor ... Here's Why

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Don't expect Dan Henderson and Conor McGregor to catch a beer together any time soon.

The UFC legend joined the guys on the "TMZ Sports" TV show (airs Thursday night on FS1) -- and told us why McGregor just rubs him the wrong way.

Don't get it twisted, Hendo says he respects McGregor as a fighter -- but his personality ... let's just say the two don't click.

There's A LOT more on the show tonight -- don't miss it!

President Obama Crackin 'Bad Jokes' ... During Penguins Visit

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Who's got hockey jokes?? PRESIDENT OBAMA!!

The Pittsburgh Penguins hit the White House Thursday to be honored for winning the Stanley Cup -- and you know what that means??? POTUS ZINGERS!

Old jokes? Yep.

Chicago jokes? You know it.

Baby crying? That happened too.

Check out the clip ... and congrats to the champs!