Shaq to Johnny Manziel 'Call Me, I'll Fix You'

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I'LL TAKE HIM UNDER MY WING

Johnny Manziel could have a savior, or at least someone who can offer sage advice, because Shaq wants to help him.

Shaq was leaving a Super Bowl kickoff-party in SF Saturday night when our photog asked about the troubled QB who is battling alcohol abuse and alleged domestic violence.

Not the worst idea.

Super Bowl 50 Get High For Less

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Super Bowl Sunday is more like Black Friday for cannabis lovers because Bay Area dispensaries are slashing prices to get tourists Mile high ... Panthers fans included.

Harborside Health Center in San Jose says it's stocked up on banana kush, blue frost, gorilla glue and butter OG ... and its Big Bowl Weekend deal will save you nearly 50% off weed. Chocolate edibles are 25% off.

Other places like Airfield Supply Company are offering a Super Size Your Bowl deal --- buy any weed, get a 1/2 gram of hash for just $5.

Taco Bell not included.

Note to Broncos fans: This ain't Colorado, ya still need a doctor's note in Cali.

Steve Austin I Don't Wanna See Sunny's Porno Friends Don't Watch Friends Bang

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Count Steve Austin out for a screening of fellow WWE legend Sunny's sex tape ... 'cause the rattlesnake says he's "not interested" in watching his old pal get carnally pinned.

Austin was arriving at LAX when we had to ask ... is there any chance he might check out "Sunny Side Up" ... his ex co-worker's first foray into the world of lube and regret.

Peep the video -- Austin makes it clear he has zero chance of putting eyes on the work of art ... saying the two were just too friendly back in the day for him to be into it.

Good man. We'll watch for you and let you know how it turned out.

The Super Bowl 5 We've Been to Every One Our Favorite Moment Is ...

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VETERANS OF THE GAME

Going to a Super Bowl is a once in a lifetime experience for most of us ... unless you're a member of The Super Bowl Five, in which case you'd be attending your 50th.

The tight group of friends have seen every Super Bowl since the first, back in 1967. Our photog caught up with the vets in SFO ... and their memories could fill the stadium.

As for their favorite Super Bowl moment of all time -- they have a few, and they're awesome.

Troy Aikman GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

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Troy Aikman told aging to take a hut, hut, hike!

Here’s a 26-year-old version of the Super Bowl champ in 1993 (left) and 22 years later ... the 49-year-old sports commentator and Hall of Famer at a fancy party last year (right).

How ‘bout them Cowboys?

The question is...

NFL's Eric Ebron I Got a Trick'd Out Super Bowl Party Bus ... Let's Turn Up!!

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Here's how Detroit Lions tight end Eric Ebron got down in San Fran last night.

It's dope.

Check out the clip.

Steve Young My Son's a Baller 'He'll Dunk on You!'

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RAISING A BALLER

Pretty cool moment with Steve Young and his son in San Fran this morning.

The Hall of Famer was walking around town with his kid Braden -- who's huge by the way -- when we asked if he'll follow in his dad's footsteps as an NFL QB.

Steve implied he's more of a hooper -- "He'll dunk on you" -- and judging by the kid's height, Young's probably right!!

Steve is listed at 6'2" -- and judging from the clip, it looks like his high school son towers over him!!!

Check out what Steve says when we ask if he wants Braden to go to college at his alma mater -- it's actually pretty sweet.

Charlie Sheen Even I'm Worried For Johnny Manziel

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You know you've got some serious issues when even Charlie Sheen is scared for your well being ... and that's just the case for Johnny Manziel.

Sheen took to his Twitter account Saturday morning to offer some advice for the struggling QB, saying, "it's time 2 refocus all of your energy on health & Football! it's never 2 late 2 get a fresh start!"

As TMZ reported ... Dallas cops opened an investigation on Manziel Friday after claims by his former girlfriend saying he hit her during an argument.

So there ya have it Johnny, the MaSheen has spoken.

Playboy's Sara Underwood Promotes New App With Super Bowl Of Ass

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NOW THAT'S A TIGHT END

Here's video of Sara Underwood -- Playmate of the Year '07 -- stripping down to a thong along with ridiculously hot models to advertise a fantasy football app.

The app -- called "Start Or Sit" -- will cover all sports and utilize a Tinder-like concept where you select fantasy players you think are gonna go off by swiping left or right when their faces pop up.

Owner Steve Uccio says the app will be available on mobile devices starting March 4th and the winner of the very first league will get to fly to L.A. to party with the girls in the video ... which reminds us ...

THE VIDEO IS THE HOTTEST THING OF ALL TIME AND YOU MUST WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.

Happy weekend.

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THE APP

Johnny Manziel Dallas Cops Open Investigation

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Johnny Manziel is now the subject of a Dallas PD investigation.

24 hours after cops said they would not arrest Manziel for allegedly beating Colleen Crowley last weekend -- police now say they will investigate because Crowley is cooperating.

Raiders Owner Would You Sign Manziel? ... 'Ask Reggie'

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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS ...

We saw Oakland Raiders owner Mark Davis out in San Fran Friday -- and we hit him with two quick questions.

1) You really moving the team to Vegas?

2) Would you ever consider taking a chance on Johnny Manziel?

Despite the fact he's the big boss, Mark told us simply, "Ask Reggie!"

Of course, he's talking about Reggie McKenzie, the Raiders GM.

It's interesting that Davis didn't flat out say 'No' -- similar to Stephen Jones' "No comment" earlier in the day.

Seems like the guys might be keeping the door open in case Johnny can get his life together.

BTW, Davis is such a nice guy ... he even took a pic with a 49ers fan!

Shawne Merriman Johnny Manziel Should Stay Far Away From SB 50

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HE NEEDS TO GET HELP

Shawne Merriman has some advice for Johnny Manziel ... don't show face at Super Bowl 50 and get your mind right.

Our photog spoke with Shawne outside the Sports Illustrated party Friday in San Francisco and he dished out some tough love for the QB. The main point being, stay out of the spotlight.

Take a look at the clip, he even calls out the NFL.

Merriman is just one of many NFL'ers to offer advice to the QB, Brandon Marshall was vocal earlier this week about Johnny's recent struggles.

Raiders Legend Jim Plunkett Las Vegas? BAD IDEA

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NO PLACE IN SIN CITY

NFL legend Jim Plunkett knows what SHOULDN'T happen in Vegas ... the Raiders playing there ... saying the silver & black moving to Sin City is a no-no.

Plunkett is a GOD in Raiders lore ... having won two Super Bowls with the team back in the day. So when we got him out in San Fran we needed to know his thoughts on rumors Vegas could be the team's new home.

Long story short ... he ain't with it.

Check out the clip.

Iggy Azalea Spare Cash in My Pool Would Cover My Wedding

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TOO RICH TO CARE

Iggy Azalea was pretty awesome Friday night, joking with our photog about fiance Nick Young and her endless supply of cash.

You may recall, we got Iggy and Nick out Monday where she joked he was too cheap to pay for an elaborate wedding.

Iggy was on her way out of the Sports Illustrated Superbowl party in SFO -- where she performed -- when we noted the average price of a wedding was $31k and how she planned to raise the look. Her answer is great.

Sadly, our follow-up never got asked because of a fight in the crowd.

TMZ Staff Picks What's Your Favorite Halftime Performance?

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While everyone in the world waits to see if Beyonce makes good on the boob bet ... we couldn't stop discussing which Super Bowl halftime performances busted out in our mind -- and we made a quick gallery of our stand-out shows for your viewing pleasure.

Michael Sam Using 'DWTS' Pics To Pull Dudes on Tinder

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Michael Sam knows his audience ... which might be why he is using a "Dancing With the Stars" photo as his lead pic on Tinder.

Sam's been on the market ever since he broke things off with his fiance last June and has taken to looking for love online.

We've confirmed the account's legit ... so feel free to swipe right if Sam's your type!