Lenny Dykstra's Son Sorry, Dad ... You're Not a Hall of Famer

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HE DIDN'T EARN IT

File this one under: Kid's Say The Darndest Things.

Lenny Dykstra's son Cutter must be a summa cum laude graduate of Keepin' It Real University ... and not even family is immune to his straight talk.

Cutter was leaving The Nice Guy in Hollywood with his wife -- Jamie-Lynn Sigler -- when we asked if he thought his dad should join Ken Griffey Jr. and Mike Piazza in Cooperstown.

Check out the clip -- pretty sure this is NOT the way Lenny would have scripted it.

Lamar Odom First Photo After Hospitalization

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Lamar Odom is officially out of the hospital and getting back to a normal life.

The former NBA star was seen being driven around the San Fernando Valley on Friday ... and while we can't see his full body, his face certainly doesn't look too worse for wear.

A source close to Lamar confirmed to us he has started working towards a full recovery at a local rehab facility. We're told he'll visit the rehab daily and work on his walking, talking, reading and writing.

Lamar has been hospitalized since October when he was found unconscious and fighting for his life at a brothel in Nevada.

Ronda Rousey Color Me Happy

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Ronda Rousey wore a real body suit Friday as she was out and about in L.A.

Ronda gave BF Travis Browne a big smooch, looking like her old self.

She's gotta love the reaction she got from the pics we posted from the S.I. modeling shoot, where her swimsuit was literally painted on.

David Spade I'll Pass On Ronda's S.I. Spread ... Instagram's Where It's At

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David Spade won't be going to the newsstand for Ronda Rousey's Sports Illustrated spread ... because there are easier ways to look at hot chicks.

Our photog got David Friday at Craig's in West Hollywood ... and the he made it clear he's over magazines.

And David's got strong opinions on a Floyd Mayweather/Conor McGregor brawl.

SF 49ers Sued for Booting Service Dog and Owner

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DOG GONE IT

The San Francisco 49ers booted a fan and his service dog from Levi's Stadium which made the fan have a seizure ... according to the lawsuit he's now filed against the team.

James Hilburn says he and his Alaskan malamute, Bear, had no problems entering the Niners-Cardinals game on November 29 -- the ticket taker let them in, no questions asked. In his suit, Hilburn says he suffers myoclonic dystonia ... which causes seizures. Bear is trained to alert him and people nearby when one is about to hit.

In the lawsuit, James says once he entered the staidum, police and security guards surrounded him and said Bear was not allowed to be there -- and the stressful situation triggered a seizure.

TMZ Sports obtained video Hilburn's friend shot, and you can hear Bear yelping a warning. Police and stadium staff attempted to get a shuttle to pick them up, but Hilburn declined. He did end up suffering, and had to be hospitalized, according to his lawyer Mark Thomas.

Hilburn wants the team to pay for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act.

We reached out to the 49ers who told us they do not comment on pending litigation.

NFL Playoffs The Real Competition ... All About WAGs!!!

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Round 1 of the NFL playoffs jumps off today, and we're celebrating the best way we know how -- with the hottest wives and gfs who'll be cheering on their dudes and the 8 teams playing this weekend.

Check out the gallery to see which squad wins in the hot WAG department.

Warning: Derelict gamblers should NOT let these pics influence wagers.

Warren G My Son's A Football Stud Too!! But It's All Good, Coaches

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I'M NO HELICOPTER DAD

Hip-Hop legend Warren G takes a different approach than some other rap stars when it comes to his football star son ... 'cause he stays the hell out of the way.

Warren was on TMZ Sports to talk about his beloved Raiders possibly moving back to L.A. -- but we also asked about his kid Olaijah Griffin, one of the best sophomore football players in California.

Mr. G was bursting with pride for his boy, but said he's just a dad when he watches games and would never "go to no coaches and act crazy."

Hmm, can't imagine any rapper/vodka mogul who'd ever (allegedly) do anything like that.

Don't miss "TMZ Sports" weeknights on FS1.

Conor McGregor to Mayweather Don't Ever Play Race Card with Me ... I'M IN CHARGE NOW!

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Conor McGregor won another title -- Most Trash Talk Ever to Floyd Mayweather ... thanks to a blistering response to Floyd's claim the UFC champ gets a pass for his arrogance because he's white.

McGregor fired back, "Don't ever bring race into my success again. I am an Irishman. My people have been oppressed our entire existence. And still very much are. I understand the feeling of prejudice."

In the scathing IG post, Conor goes on to challenge Floyd to a fight ... where Conor says he should get an "80/20 split purse in my favour seen as your last fight bombed at every area of revenue."

And then the serious trash talk -- McGregor says, "At 27 years of age I now hold the key to this game. The game answers to me now."

He had a message for Dublin cops too. As we reported earlier ... police are investigating him for a possible weapons violation related to Conor's photo of himself with a gun. He said, "I apologise for having the air-soft in public. I was simply rehearsing for a potential upcoming film role."

Seth MacFarlane There Was No Plan B for ... Tom Brady's Sperm

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PROTECT THE BALLS

Seth McFarlane's go-to set o' gonads belong to one Tom Brady ... as we learned when Seth dropped some "Ted 2" trivia on us.

NHL Star Ryan Miller Shouting Out My Hot Wife ... For Throwback Game

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Canucks goalie Ryan Miller's going super old school with a sweet custom made throwback helmet that gives props to his hot actress wife -- and could be worth $10,000 when it's all said and done.

Miller, one of the best in the game, is prepping for the 20th anniversary game at Vancouver's Rogers Arena next month by ordering a helmet that features the team's old color scheme -- black, red and yellow.

Here's what's really cool about the gear -- the back of it has his nickname, "Miller Time" ... and it also says, "Puck Noureen Bodhi." Bodhi is for his son, Puck is his dog, and Noureen is for his wife, Noureen DeWulf from "Anger Management."

Bishop Designs in Michigan (Ryan's a Michigan State guy) did the paint job, and tells TMZ Sports ... Ryan only plans to wear the mask once -- which will instantly jack up its value.

Warwick Mask made the helmet itself, and owner Gary Warwick says after the game it could be worth somewhere between $6,000 - $10,000!! Keep in mind, it only cost $2,700 to make and paint the thing.

Go 'Nucks!

Common HGH Is A Cop-Out Great Athletes Don't Need It!!!

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KEEP THE GAME FUN AND FAIR

Rap star Common says there are no shortcuts to greatness ... and athletes who use HGH can never, ever be compared to legends like Michael Jordan and LeBron James ... who did it au naturel.

Common was out in Beverly Hills when we talked all things sports with him ... and when the conversation turned to HGH ... the Chicago rapper sounded off.

HGH is a hot topic right now ... with everyone from Mark Cuban to Chris D'elia weighing in on whether or not its time for the sports world to accept the health benefits the drug can offer.

Check it out -- Common's not the type of guy to diss anyone -- but he makes it clear -- HGH just takes all the wonder and fun -- out of professional sports.

Hope no MLB Hall of Fame voters see this ... for some guys' sake.

La La Anthony Fed Up with 'Bama Gay Marriage Ruling ... That's Ridiculous!

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La La Anthony's got a pretty direct response to the Alabama Chief Justice directing state judges to deny gay couples seeking marriage licenses.

We got to the "Power" star in NYC Thursday night, and asked about the controversial directive issued by Chief Justice Roy Moore -- ordering judges to continue upholding Alabama's ban on gay marriage -- despite the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling last year which essentially legalized the unions.

La La DID NOT mince her words. Check out the clip.

DJ Whoo Kid Look Out Jay Z ... Beckham Jr. Knows the Magic Words

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A SEASONED VERNACULAR

Take Odell Beckham Jr.'s amazing football talent and add his apparent rapping skills -- and he could be ready to take the throne from the current king of NYC ... according to one expert.

We asked Shade 45 and the G-Unit's DJ Whoo Kid to review the video TMZ Sports first posted -- OBJ spitting bars during a party -- and he was into the freestyle. Whoo was most impressed by Beckham's choice of lyrics.

In fact, he thinks there's a very good reason for Jay Z to give Beckham a shot ... as a rapper.

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SPITTIN' HOT FIRE

Ben Roethlisberger Fake Rape Warning Issued in Cincinnati

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Ben Roethlisberger is getting roasted for his history of sexual assault allegations -- a Cincinnati radio station has issued a citywide Big Ben rape warning ahead of his playoff game against the Bengals.

700 WLW actually aired this spoof alert: "The Steelers quarterback has been spotted in the downtown Cincinnati area. All females ages 18-40 are to use extreme caution, especially if heavily consuming alcohol. Males should also be on the lookout just in case."

It goes on ... "If you see Big Ben and he flashes little Ben you are asked to report it to authorities immediately." There are more warnings, especially for chicks with boob jobs.

You gotta hear the whole thing. Bengals fans might find it hysterical. Steelers faithful and Ben himself ... probably not so much. WLW tells us they plan to keep running it, at least through the weekend.

So, we gotta ask ...

Conor McGregor Cops Investigate Gun Photo

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UFC champ Conor McGregor is under investigation by cops in Ireland for a gun related violation ... after he posted a pic of what appears to be himself with an automatic rifle.

NHL Star Dustin Penner Accused of Assault in Gym Repo

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YOU WANNA GO?!

Dustin Penner -- former hockey star for the Ducks and Kings -- is accused of assaulting a local gym manager ... but cops say it's just a civil dispute over money.