Kim K's Wedding Invite NO JEANS, NO T-SHIRTS!!!
TMZ has obtained a copy of Kim Kardashian's wedding invitation, and it has all the makings of a fancy schmancy affair.
The wedding, which will be held on Saturday, August 20, is strictly black tie.
The ceremony will be held in Montecito, California -- near Oprah's mansion.
Of course, the bash is being thrown by Kris Jenner and her sidekick, Bruce.
Oh yeah, the groom is Kris Humphries.
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Troy Polamalu THE PROOF HEAD-SHAVING VID WAS HOAX
His teammates appeared to have pulled the classic Jackass head-shave prank on his million-dollar hair -- but Pittsburgh Steelers wrecking ball Troy Polamalu tells TMZ, it was all FAKE ... his locks are still intact.
BONUS: Troy also drops a serious hint about what team he'll sign with once his contract expires next year ... watch the clip!
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"Big Brother" MUSCLEHEAD GETS MAJOR WRESTLING DEAL
Former 'Big Brother' star Jessie Godderz a.k.a Mr. Pec-Tacular just signed a deal with TNA Wrestling -- and TMZ has learned the company is hopeful he'll debut on TV by the end of the year.
For those unfamiliar, Godderz was the professional body builder on "Big Brother" Seasons 10 and 11... and has been training to become a professional wrestler ever since leaving the house.
According to multiple sources, Jesse has signed a developmental contract with TNA Impact Wrestling that runs through the rest of 2011 -- and the company hopes to get him on TV in the next few months.
TMZ spoke to Jesse who tells us he's been "training with TNA wrestler Bully Ray at his facility in Florida" ever since signing the deal ... and is hopeful he'll get an opportunity to mix it up in the ring with Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle in the near future.
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Dodgers Beating Suspect STUDENT OF VIOLENCE
Dodgers beating suspect Marvin Norwood should know how to deal with his aggression -- because back in 2009, he completed a 52-WEEK domestic violence program, TMZ has learned.
As we previously reported, Norwood has a long rap sheet -- and was convicted on a spousal abuse charge in 2006 ... over fours years before he allegedly beat San Francisco Giants fan Bryan Stow within an inch of his life.
The judge in the 2006 case sentenced Norwood to 180 days in jail and ordered him to complete a domestic violence program. And according to court docs, he served at least 118 days ... and completed the program.
Norwood is now involved with another woman -- Dorene Sanchez -- who was also arrested in connection with the Stow beating.
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Jay & Kristin NFL QUARTERBACK HAS horrible timing
Why would Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari break off their engagement right after her WEDDING DRESS photoshoot? We came up with 4 awesome theories ... kinda ... sorta.
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JALEN ROSE'S LAWYER DUI SENTENCE "OUTRAGEOUS"
Jalen Rose's lawyer is LASHING OUT at the Michigan judge who just sentenced the former NBA star to serve 20 days in jail for his March DUI ... claiming the sentence is an "abuse of discretion."
Attorney Keith Davidson tells TMZ, "The 20-day jail sentence issued today by this Michigan judge is outrageous."
He adds, "Today we saw a horrendous example of judicial temperament and discretion."
Davidson insists Jalen is a "model citizen who has personally donated millions to charity, established inner city charter schools and a medical center in the Congo" and most importantly ... "has NO PRIOR criminal record."
Davidson adds, "[Jalen] was the victim of abuse of discretion; lack of proportionality in sentencing; legislating from the bench & instituting illegal minimum mandatory sentences for DUIs in violation of law. "
"Mr. Rose is examining all of his legal options based on today's events."
Relevant Fun Fact: In Michigan, there's NO minimum jail requirement for first time DUI offenders.
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Jalen Rose DUI SENTENCE -- 20 DAYS IN JAIL
Former NBA star Jalen Rose was just sentenced to serve 20 days in jail -- four months after he crashed his car into a ditch during an alleged drunk driving incident in Michigan back in March.
TMZ broke the story ... the 38-year-old ex-Fab Fiver was driving along an icy roadway with a female passenger on March 11 when he lost control of his vehicle and crashed, flipping the car.
When cops arrived, Rose agreed to undergo several roadside sobriety tests -- and was eventually arrested for DUI.
Along with the jail time, Rose was also sentenced to 1 year of probation.
So far, no word on when Rose is set to serve his time.
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Kristin Cavallari -- The TRAGIC Wedding Dress Photos
In one of the worst cases of horrible timing EVER, Kristin Cavallari posed in wedding dresses for a photo shoot last Thursday -- 4 days before it was announced her engagement to Jay Cutler was OVER.
At first glance, the pics seem to back up reports the Chicago Bears QB was the one who did the dumping ... because why the hell would K-Cav put herself through the misery of a wedding shoot if she was contemplating breaking off the engagement???
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NFL Star: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?
Former Miami Dolphins defensive end Adewale Ogunleye claims a man responsible for keeping his condo clean invaded his space, slept in his bed and even ate his cake ... and the football star is now going after the modern-day Goldilocks in court.
Ogunleye owns two units in the swanky Mondrian South Beach. He claims in the lawsuit ... last month, in the dead of night, he came home to find the silhouette of a large male behind a glass bathroom door.
The imposing NFLer demanded to know the identity of the stranger -- the intruder responded, "Roberto, head of housekeeping."
According to the lawsuit, Roberto was actually Daniel Anaya, who works for the Mondrian. Ogunleye says he was shocked to discover Anaya used his crib as a crash pad, sleeping in his bed and even eating a piece of cake.
Ogunleye is pissed at the Mondrian, claiming it had no policies in place to prevent this type of misconduct, so he's suing Anaya and the Mondrian for unspecified damages.
Maybe the Mondrian will use the Marie Antoinette defense ....
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Ron Artest -- In Talks with 'Dancing w/ the Stars'
Ron Artest has a back-up plan in case the NBA lockout torpedoes next season -- we're told, Mr. World Peace is currently in talks with "Dancing with the Stars" ... and is seriously thinking about competing.
Nothing's official yet -- but sources tell us, both Artest and "Dancing" producers have been in touch to hash out a possible deal ... and Ron's pretty excited about the prospect.
But here's the catch -- "Dancing" won't end 'til November and basketball season typically starts in October ... which means if the lockout ends early, Ron could be S.O.L.
That said, Ron could theoretically handle both commitments simultaneously -- because as TMZ first reported, "Dancing" producers are desperate for A-list talent ... so there will be NO minimum rehearsal requirement next season.
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WWE Diva: I Fear 'Crazy Stalker' Wants to Kill Me!!!
WWE star Maryse Ouellet claims an "extremely disturbing and delusional" man is OBSESSED with her ... and now she's asked a judge for protection after he allegedly promised to "take me to heaven with him."
Maryse -- a WWE diva who's been romantically linked with former WWE champion The Miz -- filed a request for a permanent restraining order against 61-year-old Lee Silber ... claiming he has sent "numerous terrifying letters to my home and left more than 50 voicemails on my personal cell phone all of which are extremely disturbing and delusional."
In one of the letters Maryse claims she received from Silber, he promises to "not only give you a check for $100,000, but give you a 100 carat diamond ring worth $20,000,000 to prove I am your friend."
Maryse says Silber's letters have gotten scarier over the last few weeks ... with Silber promising that he will be "coming to LA for me" ... and will "take me to heaven with him."
In the docs, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Maryse states, "I fear for my life."
Maryse tells TMZ she's beefed up security at her home recently ... calling Silber a "crazy stalker ... who needs to either be in a psychiatric hospital or jail!"
Maryse is due back in court August 3rd.
TMZ placed several calls to Silber for comment -- so far, no response.
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Dwyane Wade Who Wants to Shop for a Millionaire?
Dwyane Wade's teammate Chris Bosh just got married -- raising that eternal rich people problem: what does one multi-millionaire buy another? Wade's answer is ... shockingly affordable.
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U.S. Olympic Skier Commits Suicide In Utah
Jeret "Speedy" Peterson -- who won a silver medal for freestyle skiing for the U.S. in 2010 -- has died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in Utah ... officials have confirmed.
Salt Lake County Unified Police told KTVB ... Peterson called cops to tell them where he was before he shot himself. His body was discovered late Monday night.
Peterson was arrested last week in Idaho for speeding and DUI.
Jeret was a 3-time Olympian -- competing in 2002, 2006 and 2010 in Vancouver.
He was 29-years old.
Jeret was famous for his sick signature move called "the Hurricane" -- 3 somersaults and 5 twists.
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MNF's Al Michaels Throws Down NEW MIRACLE
Al Michaels is now a TMZ legend after laying down an awesome voicemail greeting -- and it's his best work EVER!! Besides "Monday Night Football" ... oh, and that Olympic hockey "Miracle" thingy.
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Kristin Cavallari -- Post Break-Up Ringless Walk
With her engagement to Jay Cutler called off, a ringless Kristin Cavallari walked her dog by herself in West Hollywood on Monday.
She may not have her man, but she's still got man's best friend.
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Tiger Woods -- Cruisin' with the Kids
The same day he announced his split from his longtime caddie, Tiger Woods nursed his knee and leg injuries on a 61-foot yacht off the coast of Jupiter Island, Florida ... alongside his children.
The photos were taken on Wednesday -- while Tiger was aboard his ultra-private yacht named Solitude. The boat was reportedly custom built for Elin ... and cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $2-3 million.
It appears Tiger got to keep the boat.
As for the mystery woman on the ship -- we're told she's Tiger's nanny ... and not a love interest.
Sources tell TMZ the gang spent half the day fishing and diving off the boat ... because they can.