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After a well-deserved week off, Harvey Levin (4-5) is back ... and ready to take on our Week 11 matchup .. Colts vs. Patriots!

Heeeeeeeere we go!

TMZ: Who ya got?
Harvey: "I'm going with the Patriots!!"

TMZ: Do you know who's playin' QB for the Colts?
Harvey: Sure do, PEYTON MANNING!

TMZ: Nope ...
Harvey: Wait, who is it?

TMZ: It's Andrew Luck
Harvey: That was my second guess ... wait, did you mean the Baltimore Colts?

TMZ: What? No, they're in Indianapolis!
Harvey: Really? When did they move?

TMZ: About 30 years ago.
Harvey: Oh ... wow.

WNBA superstar Chamique Holdsclaw threw a brick through the window of her ex-GF's Range Rover .... then poured gas all over her car -- presumably to set it on fire -- this according to the 911 call placed moments after the alleged attack.

The call was placed by the friend of then ex in question -- another WNBA player named Jennifer Lacy. The caller describes Holdsclaw as "mentally unstable."

According to the caller -- who sounds frantic and scared on the phone -- Chamique "tried to destroy" her ex's car ... then fled the scene.

Chicago Bulls star Taj Gibson may or may not be messing around with the "yelzenbah" -- and if anyone knows what the hell that is, we're all ears.

WNBA legend Chamique Holdsclaw has been released from jail with a shiny new piece of jewelry -- an ankle monitor ... TMZ has learned.

The Fulton County Sheriff's Office tells us ... Holdsclaw was released on $100k bond ... and ordered NOT to contact Jennifer Lacy ... after allegedly bashing the crap out of Lacy's car and firing a gun in the process.

According to the cops, Holdsclaw is now facing 2 counts of aggravated assault, 2 counts of damaging property and 1 count of possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony.

Holdsclaw is scheduled to be back in court on Nov. 30.

As we previously reported, Holdsclaw -- one of the greatest female basketball players of all time -- was arrested in Georgia yesterday after allegedly following her ex-GF's car ... and smashing the holy hell out of it.

WNBA star Jennifer Lacy believes her ex-GF Chamique Holdsclaw bashed in her car -- and fired a gun -- because she was upset Jennifer broke up with her last year ... this according to sources connected to the situation.

We're told ... Jennifer and Chamique dated for roughly 4 years ... and broke up sometime last year. Jennifer is NOT dating anyone else.

Our sources say Jennifer is the one who decided to end the relationship ... and apparently, the split didn't sit well with Holdsclaw.

After the attack, we’re told Chamique desperately tried to contact Jennifer, but Lacy -- still afraid for her life -- did not respond.

As TMZ first reported, Holdsclaw was arrested last night -- after turning herself in to Atlanta police.

We're told Jennifer is upset and embarrassed by the situation -- but as one source puts it, "She really hopes that Chamique gets the help she needs."

WNBA legend Chamique Holdsclaw has been arrested after allegedly chasing down her ex-girlfriend's car, smashing it with a baseball bat, and firing a gun inside the window -- TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement, Holdsclaw turned herself in to Atlanta police this afternoon and was arrested and booked for aggravated assault, and criminal damage to property. She's being held on $10,000 bail.

As we reported, an arrest warrant was issued for Holdsclaw after the alleged altercation with her ex Jennifer Lacy -- also a WNBA player -- on November 13th.

Lacy told cops Holdsclaw had followed her after she finished a workout Tuesday afternoon -- and when Holdsclaw finally caught up with Lacy, she attacked Lacy's car with a baseball bat. Lacy told police Holdsclaw then reached inside her car with a loaded gun and fired before fleeing the scene.

Police released photos of Lacy's smashed and shot up Range Rover -- showing shards of glass and a bullet shell on the backseat.

WNBA legend Chamique Holdsclaw -- one of the greatest female basketball players of all time -- is a wanted woman in Georgia ... after allegedly FIRING A GUN during an explosive altercation with her ex-girlfriend.

According to the Atlanta Police Dept., a warrant has been issued for Holdsclaw's arrest over an incident that occurred just after noon on November 13.

Holdsclaw's ex-GF Jennifer Lacy -- who's also a WNBA player -- told police ... the drama began when she noticed Holdsclaw following her after she finished a workout at a local church.

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Lacy felt scared ... and called a friend who agreed to meet her at a nearby location.

Once Lacy arrived, she claims Holdsclaw got out of her car ... and approached Lacy's car while carrying a baseball bat.

Lacy told cops ... Holdsclaw began bashing in her car windows ... before pulling out a pistol, sticking the gun INSIDE THE CAR and firing a shot ... while Lacy was still in the vehicle.

After firing the shot, Holdsclaw allegedly fled the scene. When cops arrived, officers say they recovered a 9mm shell casing.

Taking a style cue from Dora the Explorer, Philadelphia 76ers star Andrew Bynum decided to go out in public like this last night.

Discuss.

She's hot ... she can fight ... and ex-WWE diva Kelly Kelly can also change a flat tire all by herself.

TMZ has learned ... KK (real name Barbie Blank) was on her way to a bikini calender photo shoot last month when the tire on her Mitsubishi blew out.

But instead of whining like a helpless little girl, Kelly grabbed a tire iron and changed the damn thing herself ... refusing to deny the public the chance to see her in revealing swimwear.

Eventually, Kelly made it to the shoot. Here are the pics. You're welcome.

Huge news! LeBron James is shedding that "most hated man in sports" title -- and there's only one way to celebrate -- eggs. Welcome to ADD Theater.

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant will be completely off the hook in his domestic violence case ... but only if he can manage to stay out of trouble for one full year.

As we previously reported, Bryant was arrested back in July for allegedly attacking his mother inside of her Texas home.

But according to Bryant's attorney -- who also happens to be a state senator -- the charge against Dez will be dismissed if the NFL star completes court-ordered counseling sessions and doesn't get charged with a crime for one entire year.

Hulk Hogan's sex tape will STAY ON THE INTERNET ... at least for the foreseeable future -- because a judge has just denied the wrestler's bid to yank it from the web ASAP.

You'll recall, Hulk sued Gawker for $100 million for publishing his sex tape -- and filed a preliminary motion demanding Gawker take the tape down immediately, while the case makes its way through the court system.

But today, a judge refused to order Gawker to do squat -- ruling Hulk failed to prove the website wasn't within its First Amendment rights to post the video in the first place.

Moreover, the judge wrote, "This is an example of where the proverbial 'cat is out of the bag'" ... i.e. everyone on the planet's already seen the tape, so it's too late to protect Hulk's privacy.

That said, the judge could still decide to order Gawker to remove the tape if Hulk were to win the case at the end of the day.

Jamie Foxx knows it takes a lot to measure up to Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh ... like a chair.

The 44-year-old actor pulled a Tom Cruise by jumping onto some furniture to pose for a pic with the 6'11 NBA star at the GQ Men of the Year party in L.A. on Tuesday.

It's rivalry week ... and last night, a bunch of UCLA students used one of the Bruin dorms to send a message to their enemies across the city ... and it was hilarious.

Of course, things get nasty between UCLA and USC this week -- in fact, USC has already taken steps to protect their iconic Tommy Trojan statue ... which has been famously violated by the Bruins several times over the years.

UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 1 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

IN THE YEAR 2000 ... O.J. Simpson failed to pay over $300k in taxes to the State of California ... this according to a new lien filed against him.

According to docs recently filed by the State of CA Franchise Tax Board ... Simpson -- who is currently rotting away in a Nevada prison for Robbery -- still owes $318,566.04 in unpaid taxes from the Millennium.

TMZ broke the story ... O.J. is knee deep in financial trouble -- he has a federal lien filed against him for the years 2007-2010, for $179,435.07. Not to mention he still owes MILLIONS to the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman ... for causing their death.

On that note ... take it away Conan ...

Paraguay's best (looking) javelin thrower Leryn Franco won't be winning Olympic gold anytime soon -- or ever -- but at least she's the best at squeezing into tiny bikinis.