Muhammad Comes to the Mountain
It was already an epic event, but Barack Obama's Inauguration is officially the center of the universe now -- Muhammad Ali flew into town yesterday with his wife.
Stuart -- Cold As The Other Side of the Pillow
After landing in frigid DC, ESPN anchor Stuart Scott was more interested in actually hitting a pillow than hearing about one -- guess his trademark line is funnier from inside a heated studio.
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D-Wade Fouled by Ex-Wife
Denise Richards could take lessons from the wife of Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade when it comes to the airing of dirty laundry.
According to docs from recent divorce proceedings Siohvaughn, Wade's soon-to be-ex wife, has a few minor complaints which include child abandonment, adultery, and the case of a nasty little STD infection she allegedly received from him.
She also alleges their one-year-old doesn't even recognize the baller because he's been so absent from the two kids they share. Siohvaughn is demanding the names of every one of his alleged sexual partners during their marriage, and it's no secret that actress Gabrielle Union -- Wade's rumored GF -- could possibly end up on that list.
According to the Miami Hearld, Wade's lawyer claims all allegations are false.
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Pumping Iron Mike Tyson
In an attempt to turn his undisputed heavy weight gain into fighting shape, Iron Mike Tyson pumped iron at a gym in Venice Beach on Thursday.
Hopefully he isn't biting off more than he can chew.
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Affleck Taunted Again!
Ben Affleck wasn't as quick with the insults as he was a few days ago ... nonetheless, we got a rise out of him when we told him he should name his next kid Derek Jeter....
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Tom Brady Hitches a Ride
He plays for New England, but Tom Brady has plenty of Authority in NYC ... Port Authority.
After swapping phone numbers with fellow Michigan alum Jalen Rose inside the terminal at JFK, Gisele's errand boy was picked up in an official Port Authority van. The reason -- Tom flew in commercial, but was flying right back out on a private plane. It's normal for the Port Authority to shuttle people from one to the other.
Still, it's nice to see someone do something for him for a change.
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Affleck Bens Over Yankees Fan
Ben Affleck upheld his sworn duty as a Red Sox fan today -- by ripping into a Yankees fan.
Ben was talkin' baseball out in Santa Monica -- but when he found out our photog was a die hard Yankees fan, Affleck felt obligated to talk a little trash.
FYI -- neither one of them won the World Series last year.
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Jen Hudson Super Return to Singin'
Jennifer Hudson certainly isn't taking the gradual approach to coming back after enduring the murder of her mother, brother, and nephew.
The NFL confirms Hudson will be singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl on Feb. 1, marking her first appearance in public since the killings last fall. Then, she'll sing at the Grammys' MusiCares event a few days later.
Hudson's estranged brother-in-law has been charged with first-degree murder in the killings
T-Mobile Blows Off Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley must really be choking on his words now -- because T-Mobile is discontinuing its Sir Charles commercials due to his infamous DUI-for-the-sake-of-oral-sex fiasco.
A spokesperson for T-Mobile -- which features Barkley in its Fave 5 ads -- said: "Given the recent developments, for the time being, we've replaced TV ads featuring Mr. Barkley with more general-market advertising. As he works through his personal matters, we will evaluate where to go from here."
NOTE TO CHARLES: When cops tell you "everything you say can and will be held against you" -- that's a fancy way of saying "it's best if you shut your mouth."
Barry Confused, Barry Good at Scoring Chicks
After the terrible season he had, we can't really blame SF Giants pitcher Barry Zito for denying he was Barry Zito the other night.
But due to the fact that he pulled away with at least 4 hot chicks in his car, it was pretty obvious the guy behind the wheel was worth about $126 million. Hope he doesn't buckle under the pressure -- again.
"Giant" Moron Drop Kicks Car -- Car Wins!
Today's Lesson in Darwinism: Cars are better fighters than drunk people.
After the Giants lost to the Eagles this weekend, some drunken dumbass went to the Giants Stadium parking lot and tried to take out his frustration on an SUV that accidentally had been set on fire in a freak tailgating mishap earlier in the day.
But when the dust settled, the burned out car stood victorious.
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A-Hole Meets Blow Hole
This is not Sea World -- some dude actually got this close to a Killer Whale while surfing in New Zealand this weekend ... and lived!
Fun Fact: The surfer told reporters he once saw a shark eat a girl, so the Orca didn't make him nervous. Who's ready to shred some waves?!
Knicks Pine-Rider Sued for Exposing Wood
Eddy Curry -- the New York Knicks center who's played a total of two minutes this year -- is being whistled by his ex chauffeur for a touch foul ... and much, much more.
In an insane lawsuit, Curry's driver, David Kuchinsky, alleges the baller repeatedly tried to make him handle his genitals while in the buff, saying, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave." He's also alleged to have called the driver "a cracker" and "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."
And speaking of weapons, Curry's also accused of pointing a fully loaded gun at the driver.
Last night, Curry denied the charges -- "It's false, and everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist. I've never made a comment like that, playing, or nothing ... That's incredible, man."
Curry's lawyer says the allegations are totally false.
Pacman Jones: "I Like The Strip Clubs"
NOTE TO PACMAN: Don't profess your love for strip clubs while trying to deny allegations you were involved in another violent incident that occurred AT A STRIP CLUB.
Also: Strip clubs aren't the same thing as regular clubs -- otherwise, they'd just be called "clubs" too.
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Barack Bowled Over With His Wii
In less than two weeks, you'll be playing your Nintendo Wii with a bunch of your buddies while Barack Obama will be playing his -- as president.
The New York Times reports Barack has been spending time with his daughter's Christmas gift mastering some virtual bowling.
With the success Obama has had with Wii bowling -- let's hope his work on a prosperous economic stimulus plan goes just as smoothly.
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Reggie Bush -- Kim's Attack Dog?!
Kim Kardashian threatened to unleash her NFL star boyfriend Reggie Bush all over a photog who brought up Kim's old sex tape partner last night -- warning the shooter, "Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
Bush, who is recovering from microfracture surgery on his left knee, may want to let this one slide.