NFL Star Urlacher's Kid -- Diaper Dandy
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dressing his son in pink Cinderella diapers and painting his toenails blue, the boy's mother is charging.
Urlacher and baby mama Tyna Robertson are fighting in court over custody of 3-year-old Kennedy, and Tyna says she'll allow visitation for Brian as long as he and his current GF stop "confusing" him. According to the Joliet Herald-News, Robertson told reporters after court the kid "pulls down his pants and says, 'Mommy look how pretty they are,'" referring to his diapers.
Urlacher's lawyer denies the claim.
Vick -- Smirkin' Like a Guilty Dog
Michael Vick just pleaded guilty to a dogfighting charge in Virginia -- and he's still smilin'.
Vick's three-year sentence on state charges will be suspended. He may be able to get an early release from his Federal sentence -- still unresolved.
BTW -- for a guy who's been locked up for the last 11 months, Vick looks pretty damn fresh and clean.
Vick Knows Death, Not Taxes
And Michael Vick thinks he can bully any pit bull he wants? Well, Michael, meet the Internal Revenue Service.
The IRS is going after Michael Vick for failing to file his 2007 tax return. Even though Vick filed for bankruptcy, he must still file a return. According to the taxman, Vick owes $1.2 mil.
Previously released docs showed Vick blew through $17 mil in two years.
Chuck Liddell: The Iceman Falleth
Former UFC champ Chuck Liddell has finally met his match ... paddle surfing!
The 38-year-old face-pounder wiped out while trying to beat up some waves in Hawaii this weekend.
By the way, looks like Chucky's gone up a class or two from light heavyweight.
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Vick Could Get Sprung from the Hoosegow
Michael Vick is all set to plead guilty to state dogfighting charges tomorrow. The upshot -- he could get himself out of prison and into a halfway house.
Vick has already put his autograph on a plea deal to settle state dogfighting charge by accepting a three-year suspended prison sentence and a $2,500 fine. He's in Virginia now to enter that plea.
Resolving the state case will make him eligible to leave federal prison early and spend the last six months of his sentence in a halfway house.
Kobe Takes Wife To Watch Skanks in Lingerie
Still using the powers of one $4 million dollar purple diamond, Kobe Bryant managed to convince his wife to go to a burlesque show last night starring the biggest starf**ker on the planet -- the newly single Paris Hilton.
We're gonna guess Vanessa didn't let him out of her sight inside the Viper Room -- although when you're so big that you have to duck to get through the door, it's hard to get lost.
Phelps -- What Brown Can Do for Him
Michael Phelps has been a frequent guest at the Palms in Las Vegas, and not just for the poker. So to speak.
The gold-medalist has been spending plenty of time "in the company of a fetching brunette" who works at the Palms, reports the Las Vegas Review-Journal. He's definitely been playing lots of cards, preparing to enter the World Series of Poker next year.
In case this sounds familiar, George Clooney met his ex-GF Sarah Larson when she was waitressing at the Palms. And Phelps has publicly dated beauty queen Nicole Johnson.
Dikembe Mutombo: Tell Me How My A** Tastes
When the guy in front of you is 7'2", escalators can quickly become awkward.
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Cops vs. Connors -- No Love
Former tennis star, Jimmy Connors was arrested Friday night at the UC Santa Barbara Thunderdome.
A UCSB campus police rep tells us that Connors was arrested and taken into custody after refusing to leave the area after he was asked by police following a confrontation. The incident occurred at the front entrance during the beginning of a basketball game. Connors was later booked and released.
Connors was well known for his temper tantrums on the court during the 70s. A rep for Connors could not be reached for comment.
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Bret "The Hitman" Had His Hart Ripped Out
Bret "The Hitman" Hart used to say he was "The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be" -- but yesterday in DC, it was clear someone's come to a sad realization since his days in the WWF.
This may be some of the most depressing video we've ever shot.
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Will Smith and Romo -- High School Cheerleaders
The Fresh Prince and the Dallas Cowboys starting QB crashed a pep rally in Texas yesterday because ... well, because they felt like it.
Will, who was rollin' through town to promote a movie, hooked up with Romo to fire up the kids at Lake Highlands High in a surprise visit -- droppin' some serious motivational talk and some insight into Romo's injured hand.
Sucks for the punks who ditched.
Brady -- The Knee's Gimpy, Tongue's Just Fine
For a guy who HATES putting his personal life in the public eye, Tom Brady was especially touchy-feely-suckey-facey with Gisele last night.
FOX25 in Boston caught the two gettin' all lovey-dovey during a double date with fellow Patriot Larry Izzo at "The Butcher Shop" restaurant in Boston.
No word if Tom had dessert there ... or at home.
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More Wrestlers Put a Herpin' on Each Other
Another major herpes outbreak -- and once again the herps perps are accused of being wrestlers.
Almost one year after a herpes outbreak brought high school wrestling in Minnesota to a stand-still, three new wrestlers from York College have filed a lawsuit, claiming they got the herp and all the fixins after grappling with an infected teammate.
Symptoms were -- but were not limited to -- a "thick crust of dried puss [sic]," itching, swollen lymph glands and ... embarrassing talks with the GF.
The boys are suing their coach and trainer, who told 'em not to worry about the fact their herped-up teammate was coming back to practice after three days, rather than five, as the NCAA stipulates.
The suit also points out herpes simplex 1 is often referred to as "Herpes Gladiatorum" -- Latin for sweaty boys all over each other.
They want $50K from the school.
Magic Johnson Accused of Ignoring Health Issue?!
Magic Johnson is in the middle of a serious health care war -- but shockingly, it's the basketball legend (of all people!) who's being accused of skimping on coverage for people who work in a building he owns.
A guy who works in the Brooklyn Clock Tower -- a building that Magic's investment company is turning into luxury condominium -- confronted Johnson at a book signing over the weekend, arguing how it's unfair for his fellow non-union workers to have to shell out an extra $300 per family member for health coverage.
A rep for Magic's company told Crain's New York the 12 non-union workers ARE paid the union rate of $18.94 for porters and concierges and $20.19 for handymen ... and any decision on expanding coverage is up to the condominium association and the building's managing agent.
Another Magic rep told TMZ every employee who works for the management company gets free health care.
Tom Brady -- No Crutches, No Problem
Barely using the rail for assistance, Tom Brady looked pretty stable last night as he tackled the stairs outside his NYC pad -- six weeks to the day after he had surgery on his left knee.
If he can walk, he can probably carry Gisele's dry cleaning.
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OJ's 21st Bday -- Hold the Mayo!
NBA rookie millionaire OJ Mayo turned 21 last Monday -- but some people in AZ want their bread back after they say OJ stiffed 'em by not showing up to his own super-hyped birthday party.
Multiple sources in Tempe, Ariz. tell TMZ Mayo took more than a grand from local promoters, promising he'd show up at the Cherry Lounge after his game on Monday. Around 1:00 AM, Mayo's manager told people at the club OJ was in bed and wouldn't be coming out.
Best part: We're told two of Mayo's boys wanted free bottle service at the club after OJ bailed, and got tossed out on their asses.
The club put out 50,000 fliers around Tempe and aggressively pimped the b-day party out on radio stations -- to no avail.
A rep for his team, the Memphis Grizzlies, says the whole thing is a lil' fishy, because OJ was on the team plane back to Memphis ... right after the game.