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The World Series MVP hitched a ride in a police van on his way out of Letterman, complete with his own squad of officers watching his back.

Luyendyk Jr., the 27-year-old son of Indy 500 winner Arie Luyendyk Sr., just got popped twice in Scottsdale, Ariz. within a six-day span ... once for driving on a suspended license, the second time for not having a valid registration.

According to the report, first obtained by Fox Winston-Salem, "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."

Some chick named Ashley Van Dyke was busted on suspicion of DUI in Hollywood. Her fame status is considered "barely" at best -- but she tried to use it to get out of trouble anyway.

Cops nailed the former one-time SPEED TV host in West Hollywood late Monday night when she refused to cooperate with a deputy who was directing traffic. But after she was pulled over, sources say she felt the need to tell cops, "...but I'm a race car driver!"

Kiiiiidding. The shirt was actually for Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria -- who's been endlessly taunted with Mrs. Parker's name during the last three games of the World Series. And she knows it.

While the Phillies played part of a World Series Game in Philadelphia, a fight broke out between Penny's buds and a couple other people outside the Key Club in Hollywood last night -- we're told it started over a girl. In the video, it looks like Penny is trying to mediate and stop more hits from being thrown.

BTW, that right hand is worth around $9 mil.

Exhibiting much the same public-relations skills as his father did during his tenure as NY Knicks prez, Isiah Thomas' son continued to slam reports his dad OD'd on sleeping pills, blaming a 911 Friday morning on his sister.

Joshua Thomas tells the NY Daily News his dad is going back to work for the Knicks today and again denied his father was hospitalized after taking too many prescription sleeping pills. Joshua said it was his 17-year-old sister's hypoglycemia which triggered the phone call.

Sarah Palin dropped another ceremonial puck last night, this time before a Blues and Kings game. Legace ended up busting his butt on the rug they laid out for Palin as he entered the ice -- and ended up leaving the game after the first period due to a strained left hip flexor.

What a waste of padding.

As the New Orleans Saints prepare for tomorrow's game in London sans Bush, they can take comfort in the knowledge that Reggie is taking one for the team.

Who knew the cure for a torn medial meniscus was a night of menial mischief?

An ambulance was sent early this morning to the home of ex New York Knicks president Isiah Thomas after an apparent accidental overdose of prescription sleeping pills.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Thomas was taken to White Plains Hospital and is still there right now. His condition is unknown, but he is alive. The Daily News says he took 10 prescription sleeping pills.

A spokesman for Madison Square Garden says Thomas is "fine."

UPDATE, 4:54 PM: The Harrison Chief of Police tells TMZ when officers arrived on scene they found a "46-year-old male" on the floor around midnight last night breathing on his own, and they administered oxygen to him.

Chief Hall actually laughed when we asked him why Isiah would tell the New York Post it was his daughter who was the victim, not him. "Well if that's what he wants to tell you guys," he said.

The event featured 18 of Wall Street's finest boxing for charity.

While Tom festers all alone with his infected injuries, Gisele was singing Bon Jovi on TV. She should stick to her day job.

Probably doesn't help that he's also 6'4".

And all this time reports alleged Victoria was the one who couldn't keep stuff down.

And Tom ran all those errands for her. The nerve.