Dodger Caught in Pickoff Play

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It's too bad Rafael Furcal didn't find a win up there ...

Tom Brady -- Crutch Performer

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Tom Brady limped out of hiding yesterday, but still managed to look cooler than you.

Brady is recovering from last week's ACL and MCL surgery. We got the video at the Kerlan-Jobe Clinic where he gets X-rayed and rehabbed.

On Tuesday, we spotted Brady at the clinic in a wheelchair, looking depressed. Yesterday, even though Gisele split for Paris, he kept a stiff upper lip as he got out of his sick Aston Martin and walked on his own power with the help of his gimp sticks.

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Ex San Diego Charger Found Dead

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Chris Mims, a former NFL first round draft pick of the San Diego Chargers, was found dead this morning in his L.A. area apartment.

Mims, a defensive superstar who spent 8 seasons in the league, was 38-years-old.

So far, cops don't suspect foul play.

Sir Charles Doesn't Want "The Real Deal" to Keel

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The Round Mound of Rebound only offers one kind of advice -- sound.

So Evander Holyfield should perk up his bite-marked little ears when Sir Charles Barkley tells him to stop getting in the ring.

Two Small Balls and One Strike Against Jose

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Is it really a crime for a man to try to fix the shrinking effects of steroid use? If it involves smuggling drugs across the Mexican border, the answer is si.

Baseball's most famous 'roid head, Jose Canseco, was charged today in a U.S. Federal court in SoCal on one count of misdemeanor transport of misbranded medication.

Canseco was allegedly trying to smuggle Spanish-labeled vials of HCG (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin) through a border patrol checkpoint in San Diego last week.

Jose returns to court on Nov. 4 -- until then, we advise him to see a shrink.

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Timberlake Goes Clubbin' with John Daly

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Justin had tee-time with golf's biggest party boy, John Daly, at a PGA Tour event in Vegas yesterday. Check out JT's short game -- he just can't seem to put it in the hole.

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Vitali Klitschko's Secret Weapon -- Urine Trouble Now

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Wait 'til R. Kelly hears about this.

This is heavyweight champ Vitali Klitschko admitting he uses his infant son's used wet diapers to keep the swelling down after his fights. "I wrap nappies filled with my 3-year-old son Max's wee around my fists," he tells German newspaper Bild. The urine, says Vitali, is "pure" and "doesn't smell."

Well, he is a doctor ... no, seriously, he has a PhD.

Docs Send Tom Brady on a Chair Route

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TMZ has 100% confirmation -- Tom Brady is in a wheelchair.

Earlier today, the busted up Patriots QB was spotted -- by one of our awesome spies -- being wheeled around at the Kerlan-Jobe Orthopedic Clinic in Los Angeles -- the same place he went under the knife to fix his wounded left knee.

Brady was rockin a baseball cap, and had one leg up in the chair. He didn't exactly look like he was celebrating, but who does at a doctor's office!?

Lakers Star Dribbles Around Chinese Insult

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At 7ft tall, L.A. Laker Pau Gasol was hard to miss in that offensive Spanish Olympic basketball team pic, but when we tried asking about it, he played dumb -- in two different languages.

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Serena Williams Handles the Swell

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The only thing more powerful than Serena Williams' backhand ... is her backside. While surfing in Hawaii with her man Common, Serena showed off why she's really the number one seed.

Iceman Feels Kimbo's Pain

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Chuck Liddell says he didn't see MMA bust Kimbo Slice get knocked on his ass in that 14 second disaster that was supposed to be a fight last week. He must've blinked.

But if anyone knows what it's like to tank during an incredibly over-hyped fight, it's The Iceman -- right Rampage Jackson?! (We're just kidding Chuck. Please don't kill us.)

Kim K My Ass Can't Take All the Credit

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Reggie Bush has been killing it for the Saints but Kimmy says it's because of his hard work -- and not her hard body in the stands.

Newsflash Kim -- real sports fans will take superstition over rational, logical thinking any day. Ya dig!?

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Kim's K's Ass -- Worshipped by Saints

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There's a reason NFL star Reggie Bush has been tearing it up in the field lately and it all has to do with where Kim Kardashian decides to park her incredibly important derriere.

In the three New Orleans Saints games Kim has attended this year (including yesterday's game against the Raiders), her man tied an NFL punt return record, set his season high receiving mark and scored 5 of his 8 TDs. Take that Jessica Simpson!! (**cough, cough, jinx, cough**)

And get this -- right after Reggie racked up another 2-TD game yesterday, Saints coach Sean Payton gave Kim a big hug. He did the same thing last week when Bush broke off two electrifying punt returns on Monday Night Football.

Saints Nation has caught on too -- we hear the fans are chanting her name at home games. If only they watched "Dancing with the Stars."

NY Giants Owner Puts Ticket Money to Good Use

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Not everybody hates NY Giants owner Steve Tisch -- especially not the hot, young skeezer who let the dude pat her on the ass a few times in the middle of Hollywood last night.

See, back in NY, Giants fans are pissed at the gazillionaire because he's leading the charge to hike season ticket prices through the roof when they move into their new stadium.

But after a night inside Villa nightclub, as he waited for his $115,000 Audi R8, he was money with the ladies.

Just to put it into context -- Giants fans booed Tisch at halftime of their first home game -- after winning the Super Bowl -- as he introduced a cancer fund-raising initiative. Yeah, not well-liked.

"Razor" Ramon Flips Out Over Dead Wrestler Joke

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Former wrestling legend Razor Ramon went berserk over the weekend, shouting obscenities and attacking a comedian who cracked a joke about the WWE star's dead friend -- right in front of his face.

The chaos all went down at a "roast" of another former wrestler, The Iron Sheik, at an event in Monroe, NJ. Things turned ugly when comedian Jimmy Graham dropped this line, "After the Sheik and Hacksaw Jim Duggan got caught sniffing coke in the parking lot his career fell faster than Owen Hart."

FYI -- Owen Hart died in '99 after he fell from the rafters during a live stunt for a PPV wrestling event.

After the comment, Graham claims Razor Ramon rushed the stage, threw the podium, and grabbed the comic by the throat. The video picks up directly after the skirmish. Razor was restrained and quickly escorted to his hotel room without further incident.

UPDATE: The next day, Razor gave this video statement about the incident, in which he defends his actions and claims the comic is "lucky he didn't get his ass whipped."

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Brady's Son -- The Real Golden Boy

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You know what they say: Like (incredibly cute) father, like (incredibly cute) son.

Less than a week after Tom Brady had season-ending reconstructive knee surgery, daddy had seemingly no problem carrying around his young, blonde son John.

And why not -- after this weekend, it's obvious Tom has years of experience carrying the Patriots.