Fantasy Football Owners Get Screwed

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You drafted him, you were fired up about him, and now Fred Taylor has gone and done something stupid just days before your first fantasy football match up.

Taylor, starting running back for the Jags, was arrested early yesterday morning and charged with disorderly conduct outside of Miami Beach night club Club Cristal. The big back was released from the scene on promises he'd show up court at later date, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

Details of the arrest will not be released until after the long Labor Day weekend. Taylor's teammates Dennis Northcutt and Matt Jones have all had off-field troubles lately -- giving the Cincinnati Bengals a run for the title of "Team with the Least Amount of Law Abiding Citizens!"

...and if you didn't draft him, at least you have some ammo for the message boards for the sucker who did.

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Wrestling "Killer" Dead at 81

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Legendary wrestler Walter "Killer" Kowalski passed away early this morning at the age of 81.

After a massive heart attack on August 8, Kowalski was taken off life support two weeks ago.

Kowalski wrestled for nearly 30 years and went on to train the likes of Chyna and Triple H.

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Northcutt's Ex-GF -- Seconds Before Beatdown

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Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Sharri Henry (far left) claims NFL star Dennis Northcutt (right) had his cousin beat her up after an NFL party they both attended back in May -- allegedly because Henry wouldn't get an abortion (Northcutt is the probable baby daddy).

Now check out the pic on the left of Henry just moments before she was allegedly brutalized. The pic on the right was taken at the same party, also just before the attack. It shows Northcutt with his extremely hot new GF at the time. Some people who were at the party tell us when Henry saw her ex with the new chick, she went after him with all the ferocity of a scorned woman.

Henry is now seven months pregnant. She's suing Northcutt over the attack.

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NFL Star's Career in the Drink?

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By the end of this post, Ricardo Colclough may no longer be a member of the Carolina Panthers.

Colclough was arrested for DWI early this morning in Charlotte, NC -- only hours before his team was scheduled to make final roster cuts. Colclough was iffy to make the team to begin with, so we're guessing this won't help.

When called for comment, a Panthers team spokesman simply said, "We're aware of it."

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Look at Those Big Mouse Ears

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Phan to Phelps: I Want You On Top Of Me

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When an autograph shirt and a handshake weren't enough, one crazy Michael Phelps phanatic bolted into the NY street right in front of his ride -- hoping the gold medal winner would run her over!

Apparently, she had been doing some swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.

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What If These Two Could Produce a Child?

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A horse named Storm Cat, grandson of the legendary Secretariat, gets $500,000 every time he goes to stud -- and that damn horse doesn't have a green jacket or a gold medal!

Meanwhile, Michael Phelps just claimed his 14th gold medal at the Beijing Olympics -- and Tiger Woods has 14 major championship trophies sitting at home. They finally met face to face last night, but here's the real question...

Serena Takes Her Ass For a Stroll

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Serena Williams and her rock hard body were snapped in NYC yesterday.

That behind could take out a city block with one swing.

Jeff Gordon: I'm No Damn Quitter

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According to Ricky Bobby, if you ain't first, you're last -- and according to our camera guy, if you're in 9th place -- like Jeff Gordon -- you're as good as retired.

Even though he was in town to attend a Pepsi 500 event, our guy had the stones to ask Jeff about life after NASCAR in front of his wife. Oops.

A few hours later, we got a shot at redemption at Madeo, where Jeff decided to heckle our guy for all that retirement talk earlier in the day -- unfortunately, it was a totally different photog!

Afterwards, Gordon high-tailed it over to the Avalalon, where our spies say he was all about the PDA -- making out with his wife throughout the party. Then, he finally retired ... for the evening.

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A-Rod Outed -- Blame Reggie Jackson!

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Reggie Jackson tried to throw paps off his back by pointing out someone a little more relevant -- A-Rod.

Here's what we don't get -- why'd the photogs stay on Mr. October? He was on the phone and hasn't allegedly slept with Madonna lately ... at least to our knowledge.

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Don't Bet on US Open

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If you're a VIP going to the U.S. Open, forget about betting on the tennis -- you won't even get in the front door.

We're told the high rollers in Flushing Meadow are now required to sign a document promising they won't gamble on tennis or have anything to do with gambling on tennis....and no signature, no VIP pass. It applies to all players, umpires, big-time VIPs, and credential holders.

The USTA put this in place because of betting scandals at the French Open last year. This is anything but a game for the US Open -- we're told they even hired a security firm run by former NYPD Police Commissioner Howard Safir to "monitor" any gambling activity.

Brady's Baby -- Already Playin' the Field

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Gisele allowed Tom Brady to bring his kid to work a couple of days ago, when the beautiful people hung out on the grass at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro.

Moments after this pic was taken, Gisele sent the baby to run a few errands.

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The Nature Boy Cometh

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We almost didn't recognize him without a sequined jumper, feathered robe or skimpy shorts on, but retired WWE champ Ric Flair was looking almost normal at STK last night. Can we get a "Woooooooo!"

The Nature Boy Cometh

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You'll Never Guess Who This Golden Girl Is!

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Before winning two Olympic gold medals, this awkward teen was just another student at Newport Harbor High School in Orange County, California. Guess who she transformed into?!