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When he answers questions about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, A-Rod, and Charles Barkley without throwing in a single overused catchphrase.

Alex Rodriguez and Shaquille O'Neal huddled for roughly 30 seconds at the 40/40 club last night, looking pretty intense. Don't know what they talked about, but Shaq surely must have some tips to throw A's way.

A-Rod was hosting the shindig, so guess what music the DJs played -- Madonna.

Note to One Sunset: Ray Lewis doesn't take kindly to rejection.

BTW, Jerome Bettis got in -- no problem. So did porn star Mary Carey.

Giants running back Ahmad Bradshaw is out of the grasp of the law, but he still might get tackled by the NFL for a probation violation.

Bradshaw was let out of the Abingdon, Va. Regional Jail on Sunday after a 30-day sentence, but the league is still reviewing why he ended up there in the first place -- and might suspend him as a result. We reported that his pokey time could be the result of an infraction from his juvenile years.

Local authorities wouldn't reveal why he had been thrown in the slammer.

In court documents filed in Miami last week, C-Rod is demanding Alex produce documents about all things financial -- tax returns, banking info, loan applications, stock info, wills and life insurance.

Now here's the juicy part. Cynthia wants "Any reports you have received from a detective, investigator or any other person based upon surveillance of your spouse." And, she wants "all tape recordings and other evidence prepared from tape recordings made in connection with any wiretapping or other electronic surveillance conducted by you or others on your behalf."

Delicioso.

Alex is gonna have to get used to seeing the backs of his family's heads.

Vai -- who's only 5'9" -- knocked 6'4" Canseco down twice before the fight was stopped.

Now that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are forever linked, the highest paid man in baseball is now the easiest fodder -- and Toronto Blue Jays fans took full advantage on Friday by hoisting photos of Madge before he went up to the plate.

The Blue Jays skunked the Yanks 5-0.

The Chuck Wagon went on FOX GameTime React with JT "The Brick" last night and when the topic turned to Alex Rodriguez's divorce, Sir Charles had an interesting idea on how to deal with the paps: line them up and shoot 'em.

Brody and one of his bros played a kids game of b-ball at a Hollywood park on Thursday. If he keeps it up, the "Princes of Malibu" star will soon be able to play with the big boys.

The Real Madrid star showed off his ridiculous body while at the beach in Ibiza on Thursday.

Why don't Americans watch soccer again?

Talk about putting from the rough: Greg Norman is going to have to shell out a ridiculous $103 million to his ex-wife after their nuclear marital melee.

A court filing reveals that the golfer -- who took up with tennis bunny Chris Evert last year and married her recently -- just forked over $50 mil to Laura Andrassy. And now, reports the Palm Beach Post, he has to give her $30 mil over the next 15 years, in addition to houses, jewelry and other jack that totals over $20 million. And who said love don't cost a thing?!