Oscar's Fishnets Fishy After All
Looks like those pics of Oscar de la Hoya in drag were just too awesome to be true.
Ex-Scores stripper Milana Dravnel, who supposedly sold the saucy snaps, has dropped her multi-million dollar suit against Oscar for calling her a liar and calling the pictures out as fakes. Turns out, according to experts who analyzed the photos, Oscar was right -- they had been digitally altered and Milana was lying after all.
De La Hoya's lawyer Judd Burstein told the New York Daily News, "She was facing very large damages and so she agreed to drop the case. The case would have been dismissed anyway."
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Tommy Lasorda: What's a Nicole Richie?
Former pitcher and Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda has literally never heard of Lionel Richie's wrong-way driving daughter ... and we couldn't be more jealous.
Yeah, she's probably got no clue who he is either.
Paul Pierce: Beantown's Benedict Arnold?
Paul Pierce and the Celtics are taking on the Lakers tonight -- so it's not exactly the best time for him to be showing off his L.A. pride with a Dodgers hat.
Don't worry -- he's not up to no good. He's from Inglewood.
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The Emasculation of Tony Parker
As if suffering through a long shopping spree with his chick wasn't brutal enough, Tony Parker was ripped even more by the pappers giving commentary to their every move.
Sucks for him ... but then again, Tony still gets to go home with this at the end of the day.
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Dog-Killer Vick Not Worth Grilling
Virginia doesn't want Michael Vick on its mind until he's done serving his first sentence for dogfighting.
A county prosecutor in Va. says that Vick's not worth the jack it'll take to spring the canine-killin' QB out of federal prison and try him on state charges -- then return him and his fellow defendants to their separate big houses. (And we don't mean their mansions.)
MV is serving a 23-month prison sentence after pleading guilty to conspiracy and dog fighting.
WWE Clothes-Yangs Jimmy Wang
"SmackDown" superstar Jimmy Wang Yang has been suplex'd for 30 days for violating WWE policy.
We're told Yang, whose real name is James Yun, was yanked from the ring in accordance with the organization's "Talent Wellness Program", which monitors substance abuse and health issues for wrestlers.
This is his first violation.
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Baller Baby Daddy Says He's Brokeass Mountain
Former Chicago Bull Jason Caffey is in some seriously deep doo doo for allegedly stiffing one of his ten kids -- yes, ten -- out of child support.
A Georgia judge initially ordered Caffey to the clink in 2007 after he got $100K behind in support payments to Lorunda Brown, the mother of one of his sons. That order was subsequently put on hold when the baller cried broke and filed for bankruptcy.
Brown's lawyer now wants to know, penny by penny, where all of Caffey's jack went -- including the $35 million that he made in his last NBA contract.
BTW, Caffey had those ten kids with eight women. That's King Baby Daddy to you.
Caffey's lawyer said they'll be there at this week's hearing to deal with the case.
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The Snake to Cops: Schlitz Happens
Alabama cops sacked legendary NFL QB Kenny "The Snake" Stabler over the weekend for driving under the influence.
Robertsdale, Ala. PD pulled him over around 1:00 AM Sunday morning for what they said was a routine traffic violation. Kenny's no stranger to this drill -- this is the third time he's been popped for drunk driving. He posted $1,000 bail and was released from jail.
"The Snake" is the only QB from the NFL's ALL-1970's team not to be inducted to the Hall of Fame. This probably doesn't help.
T.O. -- Hissy Fit on Three! Ready? Break!
To get abs like this, it takes a lot of blood, sweat and tears. For consummate crybaby Terrell Owens, it may just take a lot of tears.
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Beck-aholic Takes Penalty Shot to the Chops
For a few seconds, this crazy fan was the envy of women around the world -- embracing the hottest man in soccer, David Beckham. He was then the envy of no one -- as Beck's beefy teammate Chris Klein gave him a serious beat down!
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Dennis Rodman: If You Can't Beat 'Em ...
Some people never learn.
Dennis Rodman was out last night with the girlfriend that had him arrested for domestic battery on April 30. She was kind enough to tell us the status on the charges he's facing.
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Barkley and Blackjack: No Longer Pals
Charles Barkley spoke about his ongoing drama with the gambling world yesterday, at the Fantasy Springs Hotel & Casino. He claims he can't gamble for the next four years.
That's just enough time to save up to lose another $400,000.
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Coco Go Loco -- Gets Red Socked
There's nothing better than a bench clearing, eye-bustin', gut stompin' baseball fight -- especially when the guy who started it is named Coco Crisp -- seriously.
Finally, a reason to sit through a baseball game.
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Bridget To Gisele: Here's the Deal ...
The fruits of Tom Brady's labor (and Bridget's) went for a stroll yesterday.
Bridget Moynahan makes motherhood look gooood.
Holyfield Goes Belly Up
Evander Holyfield made over $200 mil in the ring ... and probably another 10 grand or so on "Dancing with the Stars." So shocker -- seems he's broke.
Evander's home has gone into foreclosure and it's going on the auction block. On the home front, he's being sued for allegedly defaulting on a $550,000 landscaping bill. And, baby mama Toi Jenese Irvin is taking him to court for $6 grand in back child support.
Evander's rep was mum.
Boston Fans Try to Jock Block Kobe
If you really want to piss off Kobe Bryant, click here!
A Boston Celtics fan is ripping a page from the Tony Parker how-not-to-play book, by creating cutouts of Vanessa Curry, the former Lakers cheerleader Bryant reportedly hooked up with. Kobe denies the alleged misdeed and has fired off a legal letter to the website that spread the rumor.
Anywho, at tonight's game, Boston fans are gonna hold up lots of pics of Vanessa. Will it distract Kobe? We're thinkin' ... he's used to it.
Stay tuned!