TMZ Sports - Page 50

Brian James Hellwig, aka Ultimate Warrior, will tease his hair and come out of retirement on June 25 to faux-fight in something called the NWE. Instead of mouthing off on his blog against celebs like Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan, the 48-year-old homosapien will fight someone called Orlando Jordan in Barcelona.

Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same sex is a hard job to give up!

Saturday, he was on duty as ever, buying poo-paper for the Bundchen household.

After getting taunted for his lack of force on the court, Hayden downed a Capri Sun....Geez, need we say more.

He's filed suit against Hippo Golf, whom he alleges used his logo and name to hawk a line of golf clubs after their deal with Daly had ended. Given how far he's crashed on tour -- and crazazy antics like walking off the course in the middle of a round and tussling with his wife in public -- it's a wonder anyone wants to be associated with J.D.

Harding was a not-so-special guest at Jared Allen's -- a sports bar in Kansas City, MO -- and assaulted Shania's "The Woman in Me." On the plus side, at least she didn't assault Shania.

Michael Wynne, the bumbling buffoon who became infamous for shouting nonsense about "exclusivity," is a student at Boston University -- and serves as an "NHL Analyst" on the school's TV station for some show called "Off Sides."

Hey Mike -- don't quit your day job. If you've still got one.

Hopefully, Tommy boy made it home in time to prepare Gisele's lunch and run her a bath.

Denver PD has launched an investigation into whether several officers acted inappropriately by giving recently-arrested Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony a ride to a hotel after his fianceé refused to come pick his ass up!

When you're popped for DUI in Denver, the law says cops take you to detox or release you to a "sober, responsible party." After the bust, cops took Melo to a local hospital for a blood test. The CW2 reports that's when they called his baby mama La La to come get him -- she said no way, Jose!

Cameras caught the NFL legend after dinner at the Ivy last night, sounding more like a Hall of Fame car salesman than a Hall of Fame quarterback.

The 23-year-old Denver Nuggets forward was driving on Interstate 25 in Colorado at around 4:00 AM when he was pulled over and taken into custody. Anthony was driving a silver Mercedes and police say he was stopped for failing to drive in a single lane and failing to dim his lights.

Anthony's attorney, Dan Recht, said, "He cooperated by consenting to a blood test, the results of which will not be available for approximately two weeks ... There was no accident and no one was hurt."