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Andrew Martin, who wrestled under the name Test (boring!), was arrested early Sunday morning for DUI and driving with a suspended license.

Martin was pulled over Sunday morning by the Florida Highway Patrol on State Road 54 after an off-duty officer spotted him driving recklessly. He failed a field sobriety test (get it?) and refused to take a urine test (you get it by now). He posted $500 bail and was released Sunday night.

Scott Spiezio got three years probation after pleading guilty to hit and run and DUI from a December 30 incident in which he drove through a fence and threw up on a friend's rug. Nice.

Spiezio -- who just last week signed with the Atlanta Braves -- also has to pay $1495.50 in fines, undergo a three-month alcohol program, attend two AA meetings and perform 80 hours of community service.

But when he and his bro Eli left Villa on Saturday night (yes, Eli and Villa are in the same sentence!) with a few hot chicks, Peyton shot us his very best deer in the headlights.

Just when you thought Michael Vick's football career was over, he's resurrected it once again in the joint.

Apparently, Leavenworth's most athletic inmate is showing off his moves on the field, er, jail yard, and is quarterbacking the prison football team. Falcons owner Arthur Blank tells the NY Daily News, the disgraced baller is adjusting as well as he can to prison life, and is staying busy by doing dishes and writing letters.

For his toil and trouble as a dishwasher, Vick gets about 12 cents an hour. In his last season with the Falcons, Vick raked in $1.4 million, all part of a 10-year, $130 million contract that he signed in 2004.

Both candidates picked North Carolina (who got thrashed by Kansas last night) to win it all -- and neither had Memphis (who stomped UCLA) making it to the big game.

The future looks grim for the 'ole U.S. of A.

Where is Maury Povich when you need him?! A woman who claims Michael Jordan fathered her 4-year-old son is asking for him to take a paternity test -- for the third time!

The former NBA baller took two paternity tests in 2005, and was completely ruled out to be the boy's father. But the wacky mom just won't leave MJ alone.

Lisa Miceli is asking a judge to make Jordan submit to a third paternity test -- but here's the rub (get it?) -- she'll have a hard time serving Jordan, because a judge has ruled she's been harassing the s**t out of him and ordered her to stay away.

Pictures of Leinart surfaced earlier this week. At least Matty boy didn't use his million dollar throwing arm to deliver a 12 ounce shot to the face -- the face of what appears to be a drunk chick. The question, is the beer bong-ee underage? Drinking age in Arizona is 21.

Chris Henry of the Cincinnati Bengals is determined to flush his NFL career down the toilet.

The 24-year-old wide receiver -- who was arrested a whopping four times in a 14-month span and suspended for half of last season by the NFL -- turned himself into police yesterday after an 18-year-old guy accused Henry of hitting him in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle.

A spokesman for the team said they are aware of the incident, but had no comment. Henry's agent said Henry had a different account of what went down, but wouldn't say more.

So the question, and really think this one through -- Whose cleats would you rather be in? Leinart's, where you get to booze with a hot tub full of random skeezers? Or Brady's, where you spend all your time as Gisele's bitch?

Choose wisely, Grasshopper.

Check out Tom slumming it at an L.A. Whole Foods. All it took for him to be domesticated was a supermodel -- too bad it wasn't inspired by the mother of his child!

Nik Richie at the TheDirty.com got these photos of the two studs hanging hot tub-side at Matt's place in Arizona over the weekend, where the Cardinals QB found a wide open receiver ... for his beer bong.