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Kenyatta Jones has some serious moves on the dance floor. They're a pisser!

The former Redskin and Patriots player, who has now been relegated to the Arena Football League, was busted after cops say he tried to urinate on the dance floor at some place called The Blue Martini in Tampa, Fla. Toot toot!

As security and off-duty cops tried to escort Jones out of the club, he tried to get back inside and shoved an officer up against a door. That's when they tazed him and hauled him off to the pokey!

He was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing.

TMZ has learned Isaiah Rider was busted last night for grand theft auto.

Police sources say Rider, who played the for the Timberwolves and the Lakers, was driving through skid row in L.A. at 2:30 this morning when he failed to stop at the limit line at an intersection -- you would think the guy would know something about the whole out of bounds thing.

Anywho, cops ran the plates and found the 2001 Chevy Monte Carlo was hot, so the LAPD popped him for grand theft auto (and crossing a limit line) and he was booked on $25,000 bail.

BTdubs, Rider was arrested earlier this month for possession of narcotics and evading a cop.

In the lawsuit, Bibby claims 212 Motoring told him they would pimp out his 1973 Chevy Caprice for free. Why free? Because the auto shop was trying to score a reality show tricking out old school cars -- and Bibby's was the perfect vehicle to feature on the program.

City officials met with some WWE suits to figure out how to keep the wrestling poster from looking "too provocative." The outcome - the WWE slammed, er, airbrushed the nipples into oblivion. Billboard malfunction!

That Bill ... always working a tight end.

NYPD says former Yankees trainer Brian McNamee was driving his Lexus in Queens when he rear-ended another car and hit a bus head-on. According to the New York Daily News, McNamee told cops that he fainted from his diabetes and "woke up in front of a bus." McNamee was uninjured, and no one on the bus was hurt seriously.

If you're Tom Brady, yesterday you get to play errand boy to Gisele Bundchen, taking out the trash, lugging boxes around, checking your lady's mail. Of course, if you're Tony Romo, you have to tag along while Jessica Simpson goes to Six Flags, prances all over Manhattan, and -- guess who's coming to Los Cabos with you? Jess's dad Papa Joe!

"I was having a pretty standard "gotta fly out early and go to work tomorrow" Friday night. I was washing and packing clothes, booking my rental car, and writing bills to put in the mail on my way to the airport in the morning. Around midnight on Saturday, March 15th, I let my beloved pet dog Lucas outside to use the bathroom. As I stepped outside, I smelled smoke."

TMZ found the off-season Patriot outside his home with Gisele and asked. Guessin' he didn't like that too much.

TMZ just spoke to Captain Bruner of the Cameron Fire Department -- and he told us the Moore County Fire Department has ruled the cause of the fire that claimed wrestler Jeff Hardy's home as "undetermined."

Bruner said around 11:30 PM the blaze was "paged out as a wildfire" -- because the citizens that made the call only saw the fire through some woods. Three minutes later another call was made -- this time specifically naming the Hardy residence as the location of the fire.

When firemen arrived at the scene, Hardy's home was "fully engulfed." Because the home was "burnt so bad," the Moore County Fire officials investigating the blaze ruled it "undetermined."

WWE star Jeff Hardy's home in Cameron, North Carolina burned to the ground last night -- the same week he was suspended for 60 days for failing his second drug test! He lost all his possessions, and his dog perished in the blaze.

According to legendary wrestling commentator Jim Ross' website, Hardy and his girlfriend were not home at the time. Jeff's brother, Matt, saw smoke coming from the home, but was too late to do anything about it. Jeff lived in a double-wide trailer.

The WWE has not yet released a statement.

The damn-fine couple was put on the defensive when asked about New York restaurant Phillippe allegedly filming their wine cellar exploits. The two didn't say a word.

Former wrestling star Jake "The Snake" Roberts (DDT anyone?) is about to get out of rehab (for the third time), but it's the first time he got help from his former employers, the WWE.

After the death of Chris Benoit, the WWE set up a rehab program for current and former employees and Jake was one of the first to take them up on it. He told CYinterview.com, "Truth be known the first time I went to rehab and the second time I went to try to save a job. This time I truly went to save my life."