The Only Guy Who Hates Anna K's Calendar
We've found the one person that is pissed off about the release of "A Date with Anna," the DVD about the making of Anna Kournikova's calendar, and his name is Black Swann.
Swann claims that Anna, along with the people involved with the DVD, jacked his music and used it without permission. According to a lawsuit filed in federal court, the musician (real name: Christopher Jerry Swann) was in talks to use his music but the deal fell through. Swann claims that he walked into a San Diego store recently, only to see 22 minutes of his music accompanying Anna's killer bod. Surprise!
No word if Swann is prepared for the riots he will cause if his suit gets the DVD pulled.
Reggie Bush Gets to Hit This
Another reason that Reggie Bush has been blessed by God. Not only does he have an eight-pack ... he woke up next to this on vacation.
#25 ... we hate love you.
Papa Joe: I Love Jessica, Tony ... Not So Much
Joe Simpson was asked how he felt about his daughter's boyfriend, Tony Romo -- and he didn't exactly give an answer Tony would like.
After Joe helped take down Jess' marriage to Nick Lachey, Tony better kiss up to pops quickly.
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MLB Player Wanted for Puking
Two-time World Series champion Scott Spiezio has been charged with DUI, hit and run with property damage, aggravated assault, battery and assault -- and a warrant has been issued for his arrest.
Spiezio is accused of leaving a bar on December 30, 2007 in Newport Beach, Calif. after a night of heavy drinking. He allegedly drove drunk, crossed several lanes of traffic, drove over a curb and crashed into a fence. Then, we're told, he fled on foot.
But wait, there's more! Spiezio then allegedly went to a friend's house, puked on his floor, and then fought the guy after he dared to complain about the vomit. The nerve!
T.O. to Barry Bonds: Gimme the Juice*
As if you needed another reason to hate Terrell Owens, here's number 4,789: He's hanging out with Barry Bonds!
Cameras caught Bonds at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, peer pressuring the NFL's biggest crybaby into downing a performance enhancing substance -- Le Tourment Vert absinthe. We're not sure which is more shocking, the look on T.O.'s face when he tries to suck it down, or the fact that Bonds managed to squeeze his gigantic head through the casino door.
Then again, anything's possible with a little Crisco and a running start.
Elway: Still Loving The Drive (Thru)
John Elway owns a pair of steakhouses in the Denver area -- and it's safe to say he visits them from time to time.
While Swellway isn't in Super Bowl form anymore, he showed off his Von Ahole-ish physique while on vacation in Hawaii this week.
In 2003, John revealed he suffers from acid reflux disease and served as a spokesman for PREVACID, a treatment medication.
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Diddy's Son Goes Long
Who plays catch in a sweater set? Diddy does! He and his son Christian spend some bonding time in a parking lot in L.A. There's nothin' like a concrete playground!
Famous parents have to squeeze in time with the kiddies when they can.
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Bush Leaves The Tush Hanging
Reggie Bush must love being Kim Kardashian's boyfriend -- because he doesn't have to lift a finger! The NFL star was out at Mr. Chow on Friday with Kim -- where he dove into the passenger side, leaving Kim to weave through the thick crowd of paps while he fiddled with his cell phone.
Guess the Tush is a low-maintenance kind of girl!
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Whoopi: All Football Players Look Alike
Whoopi Goldberg had Michael Strahan and Amani Toomer from the Super Bowl champion New York Giants on "The View" on Tuesday. She asked Amani what it was like to make the famous "helmet catch." Only, it wasn't Amani who made that catch.
So do the "View" chicks correct the Whoopster?
Beckham Goes Topless
David Beckham took his shirt off in Hawaii today -- and the world is thankful.
Hopefully, that ink is waterproof.
Beckham Takes a Squirt
While practicing in Hawaii on Monday, soccer stud David Beckham shot a load of water onto the field.
When working up a sweat, it's important to swallow lots of liquids.
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Arnold Still Playing the Role of Mr. Freeze
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger took in all the action at the NBA All-Star game in New Orleans yesterday -- at least we think he did.
When the camera panned to him, Arnold's frozen expression seemed to indicate the lights were on -- but no one was home.
Mayweather Really Busts Wrestler's Nose!
Champ Pretty Boy Floyd was front row at a pay-per-view wrestling match last night in Las Vegas, when after some "taunting", he jumped into the ring for a "confrontation" with the seven-foot tall Big Show.
The whole thing was playing out just fine until Floyd broke Big Show's nose. That wasn't in the script!
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L.A. Haters to Derek Jeter: You Suck!
New York Yankees star Derek Jeter got no love as he exited hotspot Villa over the weekend. Dodgers rule!
Jeter made a quick exit from the club -- to a chorus of boos -- and even a "You suck!" thrown in for good measure. It's been eight years since the Yanks last won a World Series -- and 20 years since the Dodgers won it.
Cops to Booty: S**t, We'll Taze You Again!
Josh Booty was so out of control at O.C. Jail, a taser didn't even cramp his style!
As we first reported, Booty, a FOX sportscaster and brother of USC quarterback John David Booty, was popped for DUI yesterday in the O.C. He was taken to jail, patted down and searched, and then told to pick up his clothes, but Booty wasn't having any of it, telling deputies, "Give me a minute bro ... f**k."
Deputies then forced Booty's hands behind his back and that's when Booty attempted to pull his arms back around and took an aggressive stance -- and the fight was on!
Sources tell us, because of Booty's size, strength and level of intoxication, deputies were unable to control him. They tazed him to no avail -- he wasn't even fazed. So, what to do? Taze him again! That's when Booty fell and cracked his head open. O.C. cops really know how to shake their Booty.
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FOX Sportscaster to Cops: Don't Tase Me, Bro!!
FOX Sportscaster Josh Booty - brother of USC quarterback John David Booty - was arrested early this morning for DUI -- and was so uncooperative he had to be tased!
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Booty was taken to the Orange County Jail, where he was booked -- and that's when he went ballistic.
O.C. Sheriff's spokesperson Jim Amormino tell TMZ, "Booty was belligerent and uncooperative." Amormino says his deputies used a taser -- "less than lethal force" -- to contain him.
After being tased, Josh fell to the ground, hitting his head on the floor and cracking it open. He was taken to a hospital where he was stitched up.