Justin Bieber -- King of the Lakers

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Justin Bieber sat courtside at the Los Angeles Lakers home opener last night -- and judging by these photos, dude worked the floor better than Kobe.

Bieber got some face time with some of the most famous people in the Staples Center -- including Denzel Washington, David Beckham, Jaden Smith ... and of course, the Laker Girls.

The 16-year-old even got some quality time with Phil Jackson's brand new championship ring.

Bieber wins.

Conrad Murray -- I Wanna Be Like Kobe!

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Michael Jackson's doc rocked a Kobe Bryant jersey out in Santa Monica before yesterday's game -- a huge risk, considering when Conrad Murray lends his support, things don't always pan out ...

But Kobe came through in the end yesterday -- inching out a victory over the Houston Rockets 112 -110.

Baltimore Ravens -- Pimpin' Halloween

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Pimpin' ain't easy ... but it was necessary for one member of the Baltimore Ravens Monday night, who rolled into a charity Halloween party like his name was Dolemite!

Ravens QB Joe Flacco (The Situation), tight end Todd Heap (Edward from 'Twilight'), and rookie linebacker Sergio Kindle (piiiiiiiiiimp) all dressed up for the Raven's Halloween Charity Bash at a Dave & Busters near Baltimore.

Michael Oher -- the inspiration for "The Blind Side" -- also rolled down to the party ... but without a costume (lame!).

Pats & Red Sox Players -- Game for Celtics/Heat Clash

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While some of the biggest names in the NBA -- LeBron, Dwyane, KG & Paul -- are squaring off during tonight's Celtics/Heat game ... Boston's other pro superstars will be there to watch it go down.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the guest list for tonight's NBA season opener at Boston's TD Garden -- and it includes a pile of New England Patriots and Boston Red Sox players and brass.

Included on the list: Patriots' players Deion Branch, Jerod Mayo, Brandon Meriweather, Wes Welker, Vince Wilfork, Fred Taylor, and team owner Robert Kraft.

Representing the Red Sox -- who started vacation early this year ... David Ortiz, Kevin Youkilis, team president and CEO Larry Lucchino and owner John Henry.

Must be a big game or something.

Paul the Psychic Octopus -- In Memoriam

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It sucks. Paul the Psychic World Cup Octopus is dead -- but at least he left an everlasting impression on fans of soccer ... and appetizers ... all across the globe.

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Mayoral Wager on World Series -- Food at Stake

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The Commissioner's Trophy isn't the only thing on the line when the Texas Rangers play the San Francisco Giants in the 2010 World Series -- two hometown mayors have each stepped up to the plate to make a serious bet on the outcome.

TMZ has learned ... San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom (right) and the mayor of Arlington, TX, Robert Cluck (left), have agreed to make a wager on the series.

Here's the deal -- each mayor has agreed that the loser will provide a day of community service in the winner's town while wearing a jersey of the winning team.

But there's more -- the losing mayor will also ship the winning mayor a bunch of delicious hometown goodies. If SF loses, Newsom has agreed to ship Dungeness crab, sourdough bread, Ghirardelli chocolate and Anchor Steam beer.

If Texas loses, Cluck has agreed to ship over BBQ food from a local joint called Spring Creek BBQ ... said to be the best in TX.

Game 1 is set for tomorrow night.

LeBron James -- Payback's a Witch

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Lest anyone forget -- LeBron James is still the most hated man in Cleveland ... as evidenced by this video of self-proclaimed "Wiccans," aka witches, casting spells on King James just in time for his Miami Heat debut.

The coven gathered this morning at 100.7 WMMS in Cleveland ... armed with a pentagram, pig and cow bones, a fake skull, and a voodoo doll to curse LeBron before tonight's Heat-Celtics matchup.

One of the evil chants -- "Tie a knot against the king. May he die without a ring."

Hey Cleveland ... isn't it time to move on? Ya still got Drew Carey.

Vince McMahon Sues Connecticut Over WWE Ban

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Vince McMahon is raising hell in Connecticut -- the WWE honcho just filed a lawsuit claiming the CT Secretary of the State had no right to ban WWE clothing from the polls ... just because his wife Linda is running for U.S. Senate.

Vince's beef is with a new directive from the Sec. of the State's office that gives officials the power to turn away anyone who wears WWE clothing within 75 feet of a polling place ... because it could be interpreted as a solicitation on behalf of Linda McMahon's candidacy.

In the documents, filed today in federal court in Connecticut -- McMahon claims the ban will "threaten the constitutional rights and liberties of voters who have expressed a desire to wear WWE paraphernalia to their poling places."

Vince also states in the docs that he will fight the power -- and "intends to wear WWE paraphernalia when he enters the polling place to cast his vote on November 2, 2010."

Vince -- who also notes that Linda is not employed by WWE -- is demanding that a judge immediately reverse the ban.

So far, no word from the Sec. of State.

Cops: Maloof Boozed, Popped Pills and Sped

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George Maloof -- part owner of the Sacramento Kings and The Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas -- told cops he was under the influence of Ambien and Corona when he sped down a Vegas street and lost control of his car earlier this month.

TMZ has obtained the police report, which says Maloof was going 72 MPH in a 45 MPH zone when he lost control of his vehicle trying to make a left turn and drove into oncoming traffic.

Maybe more significant -- Maloof told cops he popped an Ambien 20 minutes before losing control. Oh yeah, he also said he had 4 Coronas.

Maloof's blood alcohol level was .091 -- which exceeded the legal limit and does not account for the Ambien reaction.

The arresting officer also stated in the report, "[Maloof] almost backed into my parked police motorcycle while siren and lights activated, twice."

One final thing, in the report, the officer said to Maloof, "Without looking at your watch, do you know what time it is?"

The cop says, "[Maloof] looked down at both wrists, before saying, 'I don't know.'"

As we first reported, Maloof was arrested on October 9 in Las Vegas -- and was booked for DUI, speeding, making an illegal left turn, driving without a valid license and having no proof of insurance.

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Sued in BMW Smashup

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Eva Longoria and her NBA star hubby Tony Parker just got sued for negligence by a driver who claims Eva swerved out of control in her BMW and slammed into his Bimmer on Hollywood Boulevard.

The accident happened last week, and in the lawsuit -- just filed in L.A. Superior Court -- Roman Gasparyan claims he was in the median, waiting to make a left turn when Eva ... driving in the opposite direction ... "made a sudden lane change into the median lane" and collided with him.

According to the suit, both Eva and Roman were driving BMW X5s -- his a 2002, hers a 2010. In addition to the SUV damage, he claims he suffered mental and physical suffering -- and he's suing for unspecified damages.

By the way, Tony Parker was not involved in the accident, but the three-time NBA champ is the registered owner of the BMW. Eva, through her rep, says, "There is absolutely no truth to this claim, and any indications to the contrary are completely false and untrue."

Kobe Bryant -- Creepy Fan Holds Candlelight Vigils

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Kobe Bryant is so famous -- dude gets religious candlelight ceremonies in his honor before he's even dead.

As Kobe left a practice session in El Segundo, CA yesterday -- the Los Angeles Lakers superstar had a religious experience ... caught on tape.

Check out the video -- this random woman is either crazy or a genius ... because the whole "I prayed for you" thing scored her two autographs from the Lord of the Rings.

Amen.

Sports Illustrated Model Accused of Taxicab Beatdown

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A 5'9", 120 lb Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is accused of beating the living crap out of another woman outside of a NY nightclub this weekend -- and it was reportedly all over a taxicab.

Jessica White -- who's been linked to Sean Penn and Terrell Owens -- was arrested early Saturday morning after allegedly smacking another woman "numerous times in the face."

The fight reportedly began while White was attempting to hail a cab. According to the police report, White struck the other woman in the face "causing lacerations, swelling, and substantial pain."

White's lawyer, Jeffrey Mennen, told Page Six, "The police report doesn't sound like Jessica, and she must have been provoked."

Psychic Soccer Octopus -- Found Dead in the Water

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Paul the Octopus -- the incredible creature that correctly predicted the winner of eight straight World Cup games this year -- was found dead this morning in his home tank in Germany.

Stefan Porwoll -- the manager at the Oberhausen Sea Life Center, where Paul lived -- said Paul "appears to have passed away peacefully during the night, of natural causes."

Paul rose to international fame this summer when he correctly predicted all seven of Germany's World Cup matches -- as well as the final between Spain and the Netherlands. Paul picked the winners by choosing between two food containers that had the competing teams' flags attached to them.

He was two years old.

'Football Wives' -- Girls Attacking Girls

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Controversy is raging behind the scenes of "Football Wives" -- all over a woman who hurled projectiles at another castmate on the show.

During Sunday night's premiere episode -- there was one official cast member missing from the show, Mercedes Nelson (left) ... reportedly the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys running back Marion Barber.

Multiple sources involved with the production tell us hell broke loose while the girls were taping a scene recently ... after Nelson "flipped out" and threw a bunch of tabletop items at Chanita Foster (right).

We're told producers shut down production and "came to an agreement" that it would be best for Mercedes to leave the show because it just "wasn't for her."

Mercedes was suspiciously absent from Sunday night's premiere ... but VH1 is adamant that she wasn't asked to leave, explaining, "She only ended up being in a few episodes due to story lines."

As for the illegal forward pass -- VH1 admits, "she does throw something" ... but won't reveal details ... because they plan on using it in the show.

TMZ Live: UFC Champ Cain Velasquez Tells All

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Fresh off his epic UFC Brock Lesnar beatdown, freshly-minted heavyweight champ Cain Velasquez came to our office to talk about the fight, his strategy, the fear factor, his diet and his next opponent.

The dude is awesome!

UFC Prez: Brock Lesnar Ain't Fighting Undertaker

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Brock Lesnar will not return to the WWE anytime soon to fight The Undertaker -- despite several reports to the contrary -- because the ex-heavyweight champ is still "under contract" with the UFC.

Despite an intense standoff between Lesnar and The Undertaker at UFC 121 this weekend -- in which Undie challenged Brock to a fight -- UFC president Dana White tells us, "Brock Lesnar is still under contract with the UFC ... he is not going to wrestle in the WWE. He cannot wrestle, box or fight anywhere else.”

Back when Brock fought with the WWE, he and Taker had a pretty nasty rivalry -- and The Undertaker claims he still has "personal" issues with the former UFC champ.

So far, no word from The Undertaker.