Troy Aikman Clowns Ex-Coach Over Penis Pills
Troy Aikman isn't disappointed that his old NFL coach Jimmy Johnson is now a pitchman for a "male enhancement" product ... he's just bummed that Jimmy hasn't hooked him up with a free sample!
The Dallas Cowboys legend was leaving STK in L.A. last night when we asked him about Johnson -- who's currently in Nicaragua to compete on the next season of "Survivor."
Besides some friendly smack talk -- Troy also weighed in on everything from Kim K's effect on his former team ... to the Madden Curse ... and even chicken wings.
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Jeremy Piven Hits RIDICULOUS Trick Shot
He was wayyyy above the rim -- but Jeremy Piven hit a CRAZY trick basketball shot in downtown Los Angeles last night ... firing the rock at a regulation basket from a balcony ... three stories up!!!
Piven shot alongside L.A. Lakers hero Rick Fox ... who missed all three of his attempts.
Just check out the footage already -- it's pretty awesome!
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Dramatic 911 Tape -- NFL Star Helps Nab DUI Suspect
TMZ has obtained the recording of a dramatic 911 call made by Cleveland Browns lineman Shaun Rogers ... in which he helps local police safely arrest an allegedly super-drunk driver who was driving like a maniac.
Rogers made the call around 11:08 PM on July 15 -- warning that he was following a car that was swerving all over Interstate 71 ... and had blown a tire after smashing into the center divider.
During the call, Rogers directs law enforcement to his exact location -- and when the perp's car came to a stop in the middle of traffic, Rogers pulled up behind the other ride and activated his emergency lights to prevent a collision.
The suspect was eventually arrested on suspicion of DUI after blowing "extremely high" on a breath test.
Rogers was hailed as a hero by the local chief of police -- who sent the NFL star
to show his appreciation.
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NCAA Probes Party with 2009 Heisman Winner
TMZ has learned the NCAA wants to talk to Alabama's Heisman Trophy winner Mark Ingram about a lavish party he attended in Washington, DC -- and whether any NCAA rules were broken.
A source with knowledge of the inquiry says Ingram attended the party on May 12th at District nightclub. Ingram was photographed (left) at the celebration for college stars who had just been drafted by NFL teams -- including Florida's Joe Haden (center).
Ingram is a returning junior this year and we're told the NCAA wants to know if agents paid for anything involved with his DC trip -- which could be a violation of NCAA rules.
The University of Alabama says Ingram is on the up and up. The Compliance Department tells us, "Mark asked if he could visit Joe Haden at his home in Baltimore. We checked with the NCAA and they approved this trip as long as Mark provided receipts for his expenses."
It's unclear whether those receipts were submitted, but clearly the NCAA has unanswered questions.
Ingram, by the way, was a total badass last season -- leading the Crimson Tide to the National Championship and winning the Heisman.
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U. of Georgia Investigates Football Star
TMZ has learned the University of Georgia is investigating whether football star A.J. Green partied on South Beach at the same bash that's launched investigations at three other colleges.
A source closely connected to Georgia's athletic department tells TMZ the wide receiver allegedly attended a party at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami on Memorial Day weekend. Partying alone isn't a crime under NCAA rules -- Green is 21 years old -- but if someone (like an agent or financial advisor) paid for anything related to Green's trip ... that could be a violation.
We're told a member of the coaching staff spoke directly to Green to ask him about the party -- and he denied being in Miami at all that weekend.
According to SI.com the NCAA plans to look into sports agent violations at UGA. It's unclear if Green is part of that investigation.
The University's Compliance Department told TMZ on Tuesday, "This is the first we've heard of anything involving A.J. Green."
In recent weeks, there have been reports that three other schools -- South Carolina, North Carolina, and Alabama -- are also investigating athletes for attending the same Miami party.
World Cup Stud In Bikini Battle ... with His GF
Argentinian soccer stud Lionel Messi -- one of the best strikers on the planet -- showed off his world cup ... in an itty bitty mankini in Cancun on Wednesday.
Messi cooled off in the water with his similarly dressed girlfriend.
The couple that shares bathing suits together, stays together.
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JaMarcus Russell Pleads Not Guilty in 'Sizzurp' Case
Former #1 overall NFL draft pick JaMarcus Russell just appeared in an Alabama courtroom this morning where the 6'6" quarterback plead not guilty to illegally possessing codeine syrup ... aka sizzurp.
Russell -- who was recently cut by the Oakland Raiders for being terrible -- dressed for the occasion in a black on black suit that featured his initials -- and some fancy design -- embroidered into the breast.
As we previously reported, JaMarcus was arrested on July 5 after an undercover narcotics team searched his home.
He's due back in court in August.
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Tim Tebow Penetrates Colt McCoy's Wedding Song
Texas Longhorns legend Colt McCoy got married this weekend -- and even at his own wedding party, Colt was upstaged by his former college rival Tim Tebow ... and Tim wasn't even there.
During the celebrations, McCoy got a special country music serenade from former Texas teammate Jordan Shipley -- who now plays for the Cincinnati Bengals.
McCoy and his new bride Rachel Glandorf happily clapped along with their guests during the tribute -- but it wasn't until around 1:55 into the song that the crowd goes completely ballistic ... when Shipley found a way to work Tim Tebow into the lyrics.
All in all, it's pretty awesome -- check it out.
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TMZ Live: Lohan, Rachel Uchitel and 'Jersey Shore'
We took your questions on everything -- including Lindsay Lohan updates, the cast of "Jersey Shore" going on strike, and Tiger Woods' #1 mistress Rachel Uchitel ditching Donald Trump for Dr. Drew.
Plus: The fatal shooting outside of a Hollywood nightclub caught on tape by TMZ.
LeBron James Takes His Talents to the Bahamas
With his self-promotion tour now complete, LeBron James ventured down to the Bahamas with his girlfriend for a little R&R ... and showed off a shockingly relevant tattoo on his body.
Notice the word "Loyalty" running down LeBron's torso?
Wonder how the city of Cleveland feels about that.
Stephon Marbury Sued Over $1 Corporate Sale
Stephon Marbury -- who once made tens of millions to ride the NY Knicks' bench -- is now in a legal battle over the sale of his company ... for the grand total of $1, according to court documents.
In the lawsuit, filed Friday in L.A. County Superior Court, a woman named Thuymai K. Ung claims Marbury agreed to sell her 100% of his company -- which includes a piece of property in L.A. -- back in December ... for the sum of one American dollar.
In the documents, Ung alleges that Marbury is now claiming that he still owns part of the company and/or the property.
According to the suit, the property is currently in foreclosure, which might explain why Marbury -- who now dishes the rock in the Chinese Basketball Association -- would dump his company for ten dimes. Then again, it's hard to explain most of what Marbury does.
Ung is asking the court to declare her the rightful owner of the company and the property. A rep for Marbury could not be reached.
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Spain's World Cup Hero -- Flirting with Hollywood
The dude who banged that awesome World Cup-winning goal for Spain is in talks to make a huge move off the field ... a move that could land the guy in the movies.
TMZ has learned Andres Iniesta is currently in Italy meeting with bad ass real estate tycoon Tom Barrack ... the guy who's plotting to buy Miramax with Rob Lowe.
We're told Barrack -- who also owns French soccer team Paris Saint-Germain -- is hoping to get Iniesta over to his squad ... but he also has bigger plans for the soccer stud.
Sources close to Barrack tell TMZ, "The idea is [Iniesta] could be talent for upcoming scripts, movies, whatever. We aren't ruling any ideas out."
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TMZ Live: Mel Gibson, Rachel Uchitel, and Bristol Palin
We took your questions today on everything -- including the latest in the Mel Gibson saga, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston gunnin' for a reality show, and Donald Trump gives Tiger Woods' #1 mistress Rachel Uchitel an offer she can't refuse.
Plus: Lindsay Lohan WILL NOT check in to jail early!
John Daly -- Finally Crashes After Killer Round
John Daly literally put every ounce of energy into his unbelievably dominant first round performance at the British Open today ... cause right when he got home, dude immediately passed the hell out.
TMZ spoke with Daly's girlfriend who told us after the round ... she ran out to pick up some dinner ... and returned to find Daly racked out on the couch ... catching some well deserved shut eye.
We're told Daly -- who's battled drug and alcohol abuse throughout his career -- did have a Bloody Mary before he played this morning ... but it was of the virgin variety. He went on to play one of the best rounds of his life ... tied for third place ... one stroke ahead of Tiger Woods.
Daly will be up in just a few hours to play round two -- we'll see if the power nap will help out his game.