Tony Hayward -- Fish and Chicks

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BP honcho Tony Hayward had a good oily time last month in Houston, TX, watching World Cup soccer in a bar with a woman -- not his wife -- and in a supreme irony ... he ordered seafood.

TMZ obtained photos of Hayward in a Champps Americana Restaurant and Bar on June 12. We're told Hayward was watching USA vs. England next to an unidentified woman.

We wanted to make sure the pic was indeed Tony. So check out the CEO's watch when he appeared on CNN. It's a spitting image of the watch he's wearing in the bar.

As for what Dr. Hayward ate -- yes, he's a PhD -- the receipt shows he paid for shrimp fajitas, fish & chips and 2 cranberry juices.

No word if he cleaned up after himself.

Derek Fisher Meets with Miami Heat Honchos

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Derek Fisher is currently meeting with Miami Heat team president Pat Riley and owner Micky Arison to discuss the possibility of signing with the Heat ... TMZ has learned.

We're told Fish is meeting with Riley and Arison at the Mandarian Oriental Hotel in Miami. The meeting began around 12:30 PM ET.

Riley has already made the biggest splash in NBA free agency, signing LeBron James and Chris Bosh while re-signing Dwyane Wade. Signing Fisher -- a five-time NBA champion with the Los Angeles Lakers -- would be a huge step towards filling out the rest of the roster.

Kim Kardashian -- All Amped Up

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Kim Kardashian wore this ridiculously tight, white, one-piece racing outfit to help kickoff the 2010 AMP Energy Bullrun Rally in New York City today.

Engines weren't the only thing in danger of overheating.

Cristiano Ronaldo Denies Fan His John Hancock

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Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo left a female soccer fan hysterical in the streets of Manhattan last night after he ignored her autograph requests.

Ronaldo, who is in the States after Portugal was ousted from the World Cup, simply rushed past the girl and into his waiting cab -- and then didn't acknowledge her as she screamed at him from outside the taxi, holding a soccer ball with the flag of Portugal on it.

NYC might be going through a massive heat wave, but that was still kinda cold.

Derek Fisher Courted by Miami Heat

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The Miami Heat aren't done hunting for talent -- TMZ has learned LeBron James' new team is in hot pursuit of Los Angeles Lakers superstar Derek Fisher.

Well-placed NBA sources tell TMZ ... Fisher -- who has 5 championship rings -- has been contacted by several members of the Heat organization including multiple players.

We're told Fisher -- who is a free agent -- is slated to be in Miami tomorrow to hear a pitch from Miami Heat President Pat Riley.

It's been reported that Fisher already has an offer on the table from the Lakers -- but it ain't exactly a killer deal. We'll see if the Heat have enough cash left to bring the Fish to South Beach.

Dwyane Wade Sends a Message to LeBron

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TMZ has learned Dwyane Wade just bought up space on a prominent Miami billboard ... to deliver the following "welcome" to his newest superstar teammates LeBron James and Chris Bosh.

FYI -- sources close to Wade tell TMZ the dude paid for the sign with his own cash.

No word if LeBron plans on buying up another billboard to send a thank you message.

LeBron James -- The Coldest Cut of All

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LeBron James couldn't have possibly predicted just how much he'd piss off New Yorkers last night -- because now he's facing backlash from the most powerful Jewish deli ever.

The world-famous Carnegie Deli -- home of the best rice pudding on Earth -- is sticking it to LeBron the best way it can ... by discontinuing a sandwich it named after the guy.

See, a few weeks ago ... when LeBron was toying with the emotions of New Yorkers by pretending to be interested in the Knicks, the deli created a mega-sandwich in his honor ... a foot-high turkey, pastrami, corned beef, brisket, American cheese, lettuce, tomato spectacle stacked on rye bread.

But now that LeBron dissed the Big Apple ... the deli is dumping the sando.

FYI -- the sandwich sold for $19.95 -- but some things money can't buy ... like loyalty.

LeBron James Leaving Miami for New York

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LeBron James won't be spending tonight drowning in Miami mimosas (that's one part Cristal, one part ultimate betrayal) ... because according to his publicist, King James is heading to New York for a more important celebration.

LeBron's publicist tells TMZ the Miami Heat's newest megastar has a wedding to attend in New York this weekend -- between fellow NBA star Carmelo Anthony and former MTV VJ La La Vazquez -- and has plans to fly out later today.

As for why LeBron made the quick trip to Miami this morning -- his publicist tells us he was only in town for "business reasons" ... and has no plans to hit the town tonight.

There will be plenty of time for that if they let him out of NY.

Cleveland Pulls LeBron Jerseys from Team Shop

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The Cleveland Cavaliers are so pissed off at LeBron James -- that they won't even let their fans buy his old jersey ... and have officially pulled the items from all team stores ... including their online shop.

So what will happen to all the old #23 gear?? Sources inside the Cavaliers organization tell us they'll probably end up at a discount retail store ... "somewhere like T.J.Maxx."

Mark Cuban to LeBron: You Need 'Media Training'

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So how the hell can LeBron James recover from one of the worst PR moves in NBA history?? According to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban ... dude needs "media training."

Obviously, Cuban is referring to the fact that James decided to amp up the drama ... and screw with practically everyone's emotions ... before announcing on live TV last night that he was ditching the city that loved him to try and win a quick championship with a "super team" in Miami.

LeBron had toyed with the idea of going to Chicago, New York, New Jersey and L.A. too ... so now everyone hates him.

LeBron James -- I'm In Miami, B*tch

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Hours after screwing the city of Cleveland like a cheap hooker, LeBron James arrived in Miami early this morning ... to a chorus of cheers from the only people who still like him.

Fans went crazy when he landed around 2:30 AM today, showing up at the W Hotel after flying via private jet.

Flying private is an act of cowardly betrayal against the good people of the commercial airline business.

LeBron Daddy Drama -- New Family Twist

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The man claiming to be LeBron James' biological father is getting some serious flack over his story -- and it's coming from his own brother.

TMZ spoke with Leicester Bryce Stovell's younger brother -- "Junior" Stovell (pictured center) -- who tells us, "something's a little fishy" about Leicester's allegations.

As we first reported, Leicester filed a lawsuit against LeBron and his mother Gloria James, claiming they tampered with evidence that could prove he's the daddy.

"Junior" tells us his family has been "joking" about the situation ever since Leicester suggested he was the dad a few years ago -- but notes that Leicester “believes in his own mind” that it's legit.

As for why "Junior" thinks the story is fishy ... he tells us, "Leicester never mentioned anything about LeBron being his son until LeBron became the king."

LeBron's camp has strongly rejected Leicester's claim -- calling him a "money grubber."

Cleveland Steaming -- LeBron Picks Miami

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LeBron James just took a massive dump on his hometown fans -- announcing that he's going to play for the Miami Heat.

The upside? You can probably get season tickets to Cavs games at a pretty good price right now.

LeBron Sued by Man Claiming to Be His Father

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TMZ has learned ... LeBron James and his mother Gloria James are being sued for millions by a man who claims he tried to prove he's the NBA star's biological father -- but LeBron and his mom tampered with the evidence in a diabolical cover-up.

The lawsuit is explosive -- in it, 55-year-old Leicester Bryce Stovell claims he met Gloria in a D.C. area bar in 1984 ... and had unprotected sex with her on the night they met. He later found out she was 15-years-old at the time ... he was 29.

According to the docs -- filed recently in federal court -- Gloria has spent the rest of her life shielding LeBron from the truth.

But the man making the claim isn't some schmuck -- dude is a Princeton graduate ... who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago ... and then became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

In his suit, Stovell claims he has a very clear recollection of the night he had "consensual sexual relations" with Gloria -- in fact, he even remembers apologizing for his sub-par performance.

Leicester claims Gloria went back to her hometown in Ohio after they hooked up -- but returned several months later to inform him she was pregnant with a boy named LeBron ... but she never specifically identified the father.

Leicester -- a self-proclaimed high school star athlete -- says he remembers telling Gloria, "Well, if he's mine, make sure he plays basketball." He claims that was the last time he saw Gloria for more than 20 years.

According to the docs, Leicester claims he reconnected with Gloria over the phone in 2007 -- when he began to think he could be LeBron's father ... partly because they look almost identical. Leicester also notes that when he saw LeBron at an NBA game he was, "struck by our similarity in appearance ... James and I are nearly if not identical height and pigmentation and have very similar athletic body types."

Leicester claims during the 2007 phone call -- Gloria denied ever meeting him -- threatened to have him physically harmed -- and told him, "LeBron's money is for his children."

A few days after the phone call, Leicester claims LeBron -- through his lawyer -- agreed to take a DNA paternity test.

Leicester claims he was given results that showed he was not LeBron's dad ... but several months later, he began to suspect that the results were tampered with ... and Gloria and LeBron were behind the fraud.

Elin Nordegren Can Take Kids to Sweden

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TMZ has learned ... one of the terms of the divorce settlement between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is that she can take their two kids to Sweden.

Sources familiar with the settlement tell us the agreement was supposed to be finalized by the end of last week but there is still one document that is being negotiated.

As for the property settlement, TMZ broke the story Elin will get right around $100 million, somewhere between 1/5 and 1/6 of Tiger's net worth.

As for whether Elin will actually move to Sweden permanently with the kids, our sources do not know, but we're told the agreement gives her "wide latitude" in deciding where she and the kids will live.

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Polished from Head to Toe

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Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo took a break from the NYC heat by lounging poolside in the shade and exposing his sexy ... painted toe nails.

He's so pedi.