Kenyon Martin's Locker Room Tirade -- On Tape
TMZ has obtained the expletive-filled audio recording of NBA star Kenyon Martin going insanely ballistic on his Denver Nuggets teammates -- when an April Fools prankster filled his Range Rover with buttered popcorn.
After seeing how the popcorn affected his white interior, Martin -- who's making roughly $16 million this year -- went back into the locker room and told his teammates, "I swear to god boy ... when I find out who did it .. I'm gonna put my mother f*ckin' hands on one of yall."
Martin continued, "I'm gonna put my hands on whoever did it ... you best believe dat ... it's f*ckin personal ... you best believe it."
After Martin calmed down, Kenyon learned the perp was the driver of teammate J.R. Smith. The driver later apologized for the prank ... but Martin reportedly won't accept the mea culpa.
Nike Resurrects Tiger's Dad for New Commercial
Tiger Woods is being scolded by his father from beyond the grave -- in a new Nike commercial that can only be described as an artsy PR effort to humanize the golfer.
In the ad, Tiger stands stoically as the voice of his deceased dad, Earl Woods, urges his son to reflect on his life.
As we first reported, Tiger shot the commercial on March 25 on the Isleworth Country Club golf course in his neighborhood in Windermere, Florida.
Ben Roethlisberger Case in DA's Hands
The investigation into Ben Roethlisberger's sexual assault case has been turned over to the District Attorney.
TMZ confirmed Milledgeville Police and the Georgia Bureau of Investigation turned over their investigation results to DA Fred Bright this morning.
Yesterday, Milledgeville cops told TMZ they never got the follow-up interview with Big Ben that they wanted.
The DA will now decide if charges will be filed against the Pittsburgh Steelers QB.
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Lawsuit: Chicago Bull Owes Big for Bling
Chicago Bulls center Jerome James is accused of dropping the ball when it came to paying off a 6.91 carat diamond engagement ring -- and now the jeweler is out for revenge.
In the civil suit, filed in L.A. Superior Court today, Lemmerman's Inc. claims James bought a $70,000 engagement ring in 2008. The jeweler claims Jerome paid $50,000 up front and promised to pay the balance.
And there's more -- according to the docs, Lemmerman's maintained a credit account for James ... who allegedly racked up a grand total of $96,000 in bling-related purchases.
The jeweler claims the seven-foot Bulls backup hasn't made a payment since January 2009.
Fun fact: Jerome James ruptured his Achilles tendon in January 2009, and hasn't played one minute for the Bulls this season.
James' rep hasn't gotten back to us yet.
Cops In Big Ben Case -- He Ain't Talkin'
The Ben Roethlisberger sexual assault investigation is complete ... except for one Big thing.
Milledgeville Police Chief Woodrow Blue tells TMZ they've completed their investigation -- including a follow-up interview with the alleged victim -- but they'd still like to button it up with a follow-up interview with Big Ben. Problem is -- Ben's not talking.
So assuming Ben exercises his right to remain silent, the Chief is still kosher with the case -- kinda sorta. We asked Chief Blue if he's satisfied, and he said, "Yeah, I guess."
Ben's lawyer isn't talking about why Ben isn't talking.
As for when a decision will be made on whether to prosecute the Pittsburgh Steelers QB, we're told the Georgia Bureau of Investigation will make that call ... "soon."
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Tiger Woods -- Crowd-Pleaser
Fans went crazy for Tiger Woods at Augusta National yesterday ... a decent consolation prize, given that Elin Nordegren is avoiding Georgia altogether.
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Erin Andrews' Dad: Threats Make Me Wanna Puke
Erin Andrews' father says the death threats directed at his daughter make him sick ... so much so that he feels like "crying" and "throwing up."
Steve Andrews -- who appeared on the MJ Morning Show yesterday -- claims the FBI has already approached the man responsible for the threats ... but wouldn't comment on the status of the criminal investigation.
According to Steve, the emails won't have any effect on Erin's performance on "Dancing with the Stars" saying, "Erin is shaken, but she's tough."
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Tiger Plans to Win Masters Without Elin
Tiger Woods says he's going to "try and go out there and win" the Masters ... but wife Elin Nordegren won't be there to cheer him on.
Tiger just finished a press conference moments ago, where he took questions for the first time since his sex scandal broke -- and said Elin wouldn't be attending the tournament.
Though Woods repeatedly talked about going to rehab, he refused to say what he specifically went for -- but said "I was lying all the time" and needs to be "a better man going forward."
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Prez Obama A Little Too High on Opening Day
President Barack Obama took the mound to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals game today ... and saying it was bad does no justice to the word "bad."
The President was really off base on this one.
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Tiger Woods -- Fandemonium at Masters
Tiger Woods' fans are lining up to see him play ... swarming to Augusta National to watch a practice round for the Masters.
Oh yeah ... Fred Couples was there too.
Tiger is set to address the media today at 2:00 PM ET ... we'll put it up on the website live, so stay tuned.
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Elin -- The Double Date with Roger Federer
Elin Nordegren hasn't been scared off from all world-class athletes -- in fact, the woman currently married to Tiger Woods brought her son Charlie to a nice double date with Roger Federer and his wife on Friday.
Whatcha think they talked about?
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Tiger Woods Has Arrived
Tiger Woods has arrived in Augusta, GA to begin the most important week of his life.
Woods hit the driving range at Augusta National and then played a practice round with Mark O'Meara. Woods' longtime caddy, Steve Williams, and his swing coach, Hank Haney, were with him.
Tiger is set to face the media on Monday before teeing off in his first tournament since his sex scandal made headlines.
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Erin Andrews -- Emailer Talks 'Suicide Vest'
TMZ has more information on the emails a Newport News, Virginia man sent to ESPN's Erin Andrews ... and it's scary.
TMZ broke the story that sexual as well as violent emails targeting Erin have been sent to "The Dan Patrick Show" since last September.
Law enforcement sources have given TMZ specifics about the threats to Erin, who is currently a contestant on "Dancing with the Stars."
March 29, 2010 -- "Dear Dan: I hope Erin Andrews gets murdered in L.A."
March 26, 2010 -- "I hope she gets shot in the face. I would love to see if she can dance away from a hail of gunfire. That would really make my day."
March 14, 2010 -- "I would love to get close enough to her to show her my suicide vest."
And, sources say, there are emails that pose even more of a direct threat to Erin.
We are told the FBI knows the identity of the man who sent the emails. In fact, the man didn't even try hiding his identity in the emails.
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Tiger Woods -- Back on Daddy Duty
Tiger Woods took a break from apologizing warming up for The Masters to pick his daughter from day care in Isleworth on Friday.
It's the only girl he's allowed to pick up these days.
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Erin Andrews -- Sexual Emails Turned Violent
TMZ has learned the emails targeting Erin Andrews were initially sexual and then turned extremely violent -- in one case the writer threatened to gun her down in L.A.
Sources say the emails to "The Dan Patrick Show" began September 16, 2009 -- the email that day was sexual in nature.
That email was followed by sexual emails on October 5, October 28, November 16, and December 2.
Beginning on March 14, the emails turned violent ... and continued on with two on March 29 and one on March 31.
The threatened violence escalated in each email.
There was yet another sexual email on March 22, in between the violent ones.
Many of the emails were sent during the criminal case of Erin's stalker, Michael David Barrett.
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NFL Star Pleads Not Guilty to Weapons Charge
Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers pled not guilty to a concealed weapons charge on Saturday.
The charge carries a maximum penalty of 18 months in prison.
Rogers was arrested on Thursday after he allegedly tried to board a plane in Cleveland with a loaded gun in his bag.
He told police he forgot the gun was in his bag.