Santonio Holmes: She Called Me a 'N*gger'
Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes told cops that his accuser called him a "f*ck n*gger" on the night he was accused of attacking a woman with a glass, this according to the police report.
According to the documents obtained by TMZ, an off-duty officer who was working at Club Rain in Orlando on March 7 -- the night of the alleged incident -- claims he spoke with both Holmes and his accuser, Anshonae Mills, outside the club ... and got two completely conflicting stories.
The officer claims Holmes told him that he tried to walk away from a conflict involving a seat in the VIP section when Mills grabbed him by the wrist and called him a "f*ck n*gger."
Holmes then said that an unknown woman in the club threw the glass that eventually struck Mills in the face.
CHP Investigates NFL Brutality Allegation
The deputy who arrested NFL star Joey Porter is under investigation for alleged brutality ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
As we previously reported, the Arizona Cardinals linebacker was busted during a traffic stop at a Taco Bell in Bakersfield, CA over the weekend.
Porter was busted for allegedly slapping the deputy's hand away as the deputy tried to unlock Joey's car door. Joey claims the deputy manhandled him, striking him in the face.
Now we've learned CHP has launched an Internal Affairs investigation into the deputy's conduct.
UPDATE: TMZ spoke with Porter's agent, Jeff Sperbeck, who tells us, "It's unfortunate that Joey has to endure the negative fallout surrounding this investigation."
Sperbeck added, "Joey has always been respectful and supportive of law enforcement in Bakersfield; the fact that one officer acted inappropriately will not change his views. We are confident that Joey will be exonerated from any wrong doing after all the facts have been reviewed."
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Tiger Woods Golf Debut -- Hooters Temptation
Tiger Woods' newfound willpower will be put to the ultimate test when he tries to tee up at the Masters next week -- because the ladies of Hooters will be holding a bikini competition right down the street.
The Hooters in Augusta -- literally seconds from where Tiger will be smacking his balls around -- will throw a week-long, golf-themed celebration ... which includes competitions custom-made for Woods.
Among the activities -- a putting competition and a long drive contest ... a "Par 3" bikini contest.
Sounds great but we're guessing if Tiger's in the mood for chicken wings, he better pray they're on the room service menu.
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Jayson Williams -- The Happiest Inmate on Earth
Former NBA star Jayson Williams may have nearly five years left on his prison sentence ... but that doesn't mean he isn't free to smile.
Jayson was just transferred to his permanent home at the Mid-State Correctional Facility in Wrightstown, New Jersey where he flashed his pearly whites for his new intake photo.
We're told Jayson -- who's serving time for the 2002 shooting death of his limo driver -- will be placed in the general population. But there's good news. The prison takes part in the Jersey Fresh program, so he'll get locally grown fruits and veggies all the time.
Smile if you're heart smart!!
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Frank McCourt Lowballs Jamie
Frank McCourt has offered to pay his wife Jamie $150,000 a month in spousal support ... which doesn't sound bad until you realize she was asking for $1 million.
Jamie's lawyers requested the astronomical amount in part because they say she has to pay mortgages on seven houses.
Outside of court today, Frank's lawyers came out swinging by claiming Jamie uses one house to do laundry, one to hold her furniture and one as a $27 million swimming hole ... and if she wants to pay the mortgages, she can simply place some of the multi-million dollar mansions up for rent.
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Frank McCourt's Lawyer Clowns on Jamie
Frank McCourt's lawyer says there's a reason Jamie and her entourage weren't allowed into Dodger Stadium yesterday -- because "when the circus comes to town, it goes to Staples Center."
Frank and his legal team were leaving court today in L.A., where Frank's bitter battle with Jamie over spousal support continues.
Frank's lawyer said Jamie would have been allowed inside Dodgers Stadium yesterday to clean out her office ... if she wouldn't have made such a spectacle out of it.
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Tom Brady -- Gisele's Diaper Bag Assistant
While at Gisele's sister's wedding in Brazil this weekend, Tom Brady proved he's a team player and helped carry their son Benjamin's diaper bag.
He's gorgeous, talented, stylish, rich, in love and helpful? Unreal.
... and she's not too bad either.
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Dodgers Divorce -- $9 Mil For Jamie's Lawyers
Fired L.A. Dodgers CEO Jamie McCourt's lawyers say it's gonna cost her around $9 million in lawyers fees to seal the divorce deal with hubby Frank McCourt ... and she's already in the hole $800,000, this according to oral arguments in court this morning.
Interesting ... on Saturday, one of Jamie's lawyers, David Boies, told TMZ Frank's lawyers are charging a lot more. The divorce is expected to cost a total of $19 mil in lawyers fees. If true, we're guessing $9 million is a bargain compared to $10 mil.
The hearing over spousal support continues this AM.
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Dodgers Divorce - Stadium Standoff
UPDATE: Frank's lawyers tell TMZ Jamie was fired six months ago and had all that time to clear out her office. Instead of going for that purpose last Saturday, she created a spectacle by bringing an entourage. The laywers call it a "publicity stunt," which occurred just days before this morning's spousal support hearing. Frank's lawyers say they'll be happy to return her stuff.
Former Los Angeles Dodgers CEO Jamie McCourt went to Dodger Stadium to clear out her office Saturday, but she couldn't get past the security gate ... she says thanks to her estranged husband, Frank McCourt.
Jamie and the newest member of her legal team, David Boies, claim Frank wouldn't let her into her office to take her stuff away, so they threatened to take him to court. Jamie and David say Frank and his lawyers recanted and invited her to show up Saturday at 3 PM for the move.
Jamie and David were there on time, along with a moving van, but the guard turned them away, saying he was under orders to keep them out.
The biggest insult of all: The guard wouldn't even let Jamie into the Dodgers gift shop ... notwithstanding a looming billboard that read, "The World of Dodgertown. All Are Welcome" ... except Jamie ...
We couldn't reach Frank's reps for comment ... but we're sure we'll hear something.
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Joslyn James: How I Got into Tiger's Bedroom
Even though Tiger Woods' bedroom apparently had a revolving door, you still needed a key to get in ... and TMZ has learned an alleged mistress is about to show off one of those alleged keys on her website.
Sources say Joslyn James claims to have a room key Tiger left for her at the front desk of a hotel in Chicago -- where he was playing in the 2009 BMW Championship ... which he won.
We're told the room key will be posted today on sextingjoslynjames.com.
Is this just getting plain weird?
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Oh Hail No -- Apolo Ohno Jacks Woman's Cab
Olympic gold medalist Apolo Ohno supposedly skated off in a taxi that a woman called dibs on this weekend forcing her to take the low road as she branded the short track master a "stupid idiot."
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NFL Star Joey Porter Arrested for Assaulting Cop
Arizona Cardinals linebacker Joey Porter was arrested outside a Taco Bell this morning after officials say Porter put his hands on a cop.
According to the California Highway Patrol, Joey was driving in a Taco Bell parking lot in Bakersfield -- his home town -- when a friend of Joey's was stopped by police.
According to officials, Porter pulled up near the action -- too close apparently -- because a CHP officer rolled over to his car, where he detected the smell of alcohol coming from Porter's car.
Cops say the officer asked for Porter's driver's license, but he refused to hand it over. ... instead, officials say, the 33-year-old tried to roll up his window.
Cops say the officer tried to reach in the car to manually unlock the car -- and that's when Porter "slapped" the officer's hand away.
According to the CHP, the officer decided to grab Porter's arm -- and that's when things got crazy. Porter allegedly got out of his car "in a confrontational manner."
The officer claims he drew his pistol and ordered Porter to the ground, but he wouldn't comply -- though he did ultimately agree to place his hands behind his head.
Additional officers were called to the scene to aid in the arrest. Porter was eventually taken into custody and booked at a nearby jail. He was eventually charged with 3 misdemeanors -- DUI, resisting arrest and assault on a peace officer.
Porter recently signed a big fat contract with the Cardinals -- reportedly worth $17.5 million for 3 years.
Tiger Woods -- The Carnivorous Encounter
Before Tiger Woods sinks his teeth into the field at the Masters -- dude is expected to sink his teeth into 5 different kinds of meats at a prestigious pre-tournament dinner just two days before tee off.
The event is called the Champions Dinner -- an annual event hosted by the guy who won the Masters the previous year -- and this year that guy is Angel Cabrera ... who's setting one of the most carnivorous menus ever.
Cabrera has announced that this year's menu will feature Argentinian Asado -- a 5-meat course consisting entirely of meats ... like fillets, short ribs and sausages.
We're told Tiger is expected to attend -- no word if he's bringing a guest.
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New York Yankees -- About to Get Rocked
The New York Yankees better clear out some space in their jewelery boxes. TMZ has learned the team will be getting their World Series rings on April 13th when they play the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
We're told the design of the ring is being kept a secret -- but we can only imagine they'll be even more ridiculous than the 2000 rings, which included 22 major diamonds.
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UFC Fighter Minor Procedure on Brain
UFC fighter Thiago "Pitbull" Alves will undergo a minor outpatient surgery on Wednesday to correct an irregularity in his brain.
TMZ spoke with Alves moments ago, who told us, "I went and saw a specialist this morning who told me I need to have the minor procedure." We're told the procedure will be done in New York.
Alves says he expects to be sidelined from fighting for three weeks -- but expects to be back in the gym in two. We asked Alves if he thought a blow to the head from his recent fight with Georges St-Pierre may have caused his condition and he told us, "I don't think so."
TMZ also spoke with UFC president Dana White who told us, "He'll be back ... it's all good."
Pitbull -- who took this photo moments ago -- is expected to hold a news conference sometime later today at Sazon restaurant in NY.
Gilbert Arenas Dodges Bullet in Sentencing
Gilbert Arenas got a huge break today -- he won't be going to jail.
Arenas was just sentenced to 30 days in a halfway house for his gun-wielding locker room confrontation last year with one of his Washington Wizards teammates.
Arenas pled guilty on January 15 to one felony count of carrying a pistol without a license.
Prosecutors were gunning for three months in jail.