Former Dodger Takes a Swing at Los Angeles
Former Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny doesn't know who he's gonna be playing for now that he's a free agent, but last night outside the Belmont he made one thing clear -- he sure as hell doesn't wanna come back to L.A.
UPDATE: Penny has signed with the Giants, according to SportsIllustrated.com.
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Rafael Nadal -- in Top Form
He may be ranked third, but Rafael Nadal's body is second to none.
The Spanish tennis hunk showed off his God-given talents while practicing at the U.S. Open in New York this weekend.
Love all.
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Famous 'Whizzinator' Makes a Splash at Auction
A sports bar owner in Minnesota just pissed away $750 on one of the most infamous pieces of non-sports related sports memorabilia in recent history -- a "Whizzinator" once owned by a former NFL running back.
For those unfamiliar -- the "Whiz" is a penis-shaped, urine-storing device used for cheating on a drug test. (Click here for a better explanation.)
But the particular "Whizzinator" that was snatched off the auction block Friday night has a history -- it was found on ex-Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith during an airport security search back in 2005.
According to TwinCities.com, the guy who bought the pee-shooter plans on displaying it in the bar for everyone to see.
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NBA Players Sue Over Being Traded
NBA star Tracy McGrady's autograph is over 16x more valuable than fellow baller Deandre Jordan's -- this courtesy of a lawsuit filed against a trading card company.
Nine NBAers -- McGrady, Jordan, Brandon Roy, Derrick Rose, Russell Westbrook, D.J. Augustin, T.J. Ford, Antawn Jamison, Anthony Randolph and DeAndre Jordan -- are suing Topps, claiming they were all only partially paid for their autograph deals.
The most interesting part ... how much Topps paid per autograph.
McGrady -- $50
Rose -- $25
Roy -- $18
Westbrook -- $10
Jamison -- $10
Ausgustin -- $8
Randolph -- $7
Ford -- $6
Jordon -- $3
All nine combined are suing for $300,000.
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Awesome Triple At Yankee Stadium
Jack Nicholson, Lorne Michaels and Paul McCartney rolled out to catch the Yankee game together last night. Wonder who paid for the peanuts?
At least two of them probably make more than Jeter, but the real question ...
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Shaq vs. ... the Cops -- O'Neal Loses!
Shaquille O'Neal thinks he can take on peeps like Michael Phelps and Oscar De La Hoya for his reality show, but we found one thing he definitely can't beat -- a ticket.
TMZ has learned Shaq was ticketed early this morning in Hollywood after officers saw him intentionally stopping his car in the middle of the road in front of a few clubs. O'Neal was cited for impeding traffic and let go.
FYI -- Shaq is a reserve cop ... you'd think he'd know better.
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Barry Bonds -- I Ain't Lonely, Dammit!
With a hot ride and an even hotter girl at his side, Barry Bonds proved one thing -- the former slugger may not play baseball anymore, but he's still in the game.
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Former Mets Pitcher Sued for Balking on a Bill
Just days after being dropped by the New York Mets for being a terrible baseball player, Livan Hernandez had a lawsuit dropped in his lap for allegedly being a terrible payer.
A guy named Franklin Vizcaino -- who claims to have been Hernandez's personal driver -- just filed a lawsuit in NY claiming the pitcher owes him $15,800.
TMZ spoke with Vizcaino, who gave us the breakdown on the cash: $7500 for unpaid wages -- and the rest, he claims, is what's owed to him after Hernandez borrowed (and then wrecked) his Lincoln Navigator back in June.
Vizcaino wants his nearly 16 grand back, plus interest and whatever the court will add onto it for his troubles.
Batista -- No Shirt, No Problem
Disgustingly ripped WWE superstar Batista exited Bardot this weekend shirtless -- and after getting one look at that ridiculously beefed up body, we're guessing club security didn't feel compelled to remind him about their dress code.
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Cops Search Mayweather's Home after Shooting
Las Vegas police searched the home of Floyd Mayweather, Jr. today after the boxer's car was spotted at the scene of a shooting that occurred last night.
The shooting happened at the Crystal Palace Skating Center sometime yesterday evening -- our law enforcement sources say no one was hurt or injured. We're told cops don't know if Mayweather was actually at the scene at the time of the incident.
According to KVVU, a search warrant was served at Floyd's home today, but it's unclear as to what they were looking for.
Our sources say cops are looking to talk to Floyd to see if he knows anything about what went down.
UPDATE: We just spoke to Floyd Mayweather, Sr., who said his son had nothing to do with the shooting.
Mayweather Sr. tells us he spoke to Floyd about 30 minutes ago. He said cops ransacked his son's home today looking for a gun, but didn't find anything.
Mayweather Sr. said the reason his son's car was at the skating rink last night was because he takes his kids there every Sunday to skate.
The Big Show = Big Cheater!
WWE superstar Big Show is about 7' tall and weighs 485 lbs., so why did he feel the need to cheat -- or "improvise to win" -- at a thumb wrestling match with our 5'5" 125 lb. photog?
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Builder to Keyshawn -- Gimme the Damn Money
Retired NFL receiver Keyshawn Johnson has caught passes for the Jets, Buccaneers, Cowboys and Panthers ... but now he's been accused of dropping the ball on more than $1 million in payments to a construction company that worked on his house.
Gordon S. Gibson, Inc. has just filed a lien on Keyshawn's Calabasas, CA home, claiming the ESPN broadcaster owes them $1,115,500 for "supervision and construction of the Johnson residence."
According to the docs, Johnson's tab is getting bigger by the minute -- gaining 10% annual interest since January 14.
FYI -- In 2000, Keyshawn signed a $56 million contract with the Bucs.
Tito Ortiz's Pipe Dreams
Tito Ortiz is used to flexing his massive pipes in the octagon -- but this weekend at the Pomona Fairplex, he was showing off a pipe of a different kind ... the kind you smoke, er, things out of.
Jenna Jameson's babydaddy was given the glass pipe by a lady at one of the vendor tents -- and all he had to do was sign one of her hookahs.
Just what a new father of twins needs!
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Kobe Bryant -- My Former Maid Plays Dirty
Kobe Bryant and his wife have filed legal papers, claiming they have the poop on the lawsuit their former housekeeper filed against them.
The housekeeper, Maria Jimenez, claims Kobe's wife Vanessa was incredibly abusive and disrespectful -- screaming and swearing at her, even forcing her to put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.
In Kobe's docs, he and Vanessa say they paid the maid $50,000 a year, gave her time off, lavished her with gifts, yada yada.
The Bryants say the maid ate meals with them and when she asked for time off to visit her family in Peru, Vanessa gave her a paid leave of absence.
Kobe's response to the lawsuit claims all the allegations the maid is making are false, that she wasn't wrongfully fired, and the notion that her privacy was violated because of home security cameras is ridiculous -- the maid knew cameras were rolling.
David Beckham -- Keep It On Mute
David Beckham only said two words to us yesterday at Dulles International -- and with that voice, we wouldn't want it any other way.
So, we've gotta ask...
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Plaxico Burress Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge
Former NY Giants star Plaxico Burress just pled guilty to illegally possessing the gun that shot him in the leg while he was at a Manhattan nightclub last year.
He'll be sentenced on September 22 -- the prosecution recommended two years in prison.
The judge says Plax will get two years or less ... unless he screws up before he gets sentenced.
Geez, one bad night...