Shaq Picks the Biggest Fight in History

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The phrase "pick on someone your own size" has never been truer -- as Shaquille O'Neal (7'1" 330 pounds) just challenged massive MMA fighter Hong Man Choi (7'2" 330 pounds) to a no-holds-barred fist fight.

Shaq shot this video calling out the giant after a recent training session -- and according to the clip, it seems like the challenge could be legit.

Hong's the guy who made Jose Canseco his mini-bitch back in May ... but really, is that an accomplishment?

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Lakers Parade Madness -- Calm Before the Storm

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The stage is finally set for the Los Angeles Lakers $2 million victory parade -- and TMZ has locked down photos of the incredible scene ... before the chaos ensues.

The parade hasn't even begun yet -- and injuries have already been reported along the parade route. Plus, the S.W.A.T. team is already on scene to keep the peace, this according to our friends at KLAC radio.

Should be fun...

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Ronaldo's Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts

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This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.

Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.

Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.

LeBron James Most Valuable Loser

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Overcompensation -- noun -- excessive reaction to a feeling of inferiority, guilt, or inadequacy leading to an exaggerated attempt to overcome the feeling ... especially when someone expected to win the NBA championship doesn't even make the finals.

LeBron James rocked this egotistical t-shirt during a shopping break in N.Y. yesterday.

For the record -- you won't see Kobe Bryant wearing a shirt with his individual accomplishments plastered on the front of it during his championship parade today -- he's gonna let the trophy do the talking.

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Dominique Dawes Smuggles Guns into Capitol

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Olympic medalist Dominique Dawes reigns supreme when it comes to giant muscular calves -- but giant muscular biceps? Girl knows that honor only belongs to one person ... Ms. Serena Williams.

The former gymnast was in D.C. yesterday to address congress about women in sports. Dom gave the speech ... but her biceps did the all talkin'.

Sosa Allegedly Thought 'Roids Were All the Rage

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We know it's a stretch to think a guy who hit 36 homers in '97 and then 66 in '98 was doing more than eating his Wheaties -- but that's exactly what a new report is alleging.

Legendary Chicago Cub Sammy Sosa is now accused of testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug in 2003, according to the New York Times.

A total of 104 cheaters -- including A-Roid -- failed that fateful round of '03 tests, back when there was no penalty for first-time use of performance-enhancing drugs.

The list, which the MLB sealed but never destroyed, was recently seized by the Feds in order to investigate how so many drugs were making their way into clubhouses.

Sosa told Congress back in '05 that he never hit the juice -- we'll see if that comes back to bite him in the ass.

Reporter Totally Chokes During MMA Interview

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Ever watch a pretty blonde chick ferociously choke out an unsuspecting male reporter until he passes out?!

Something must have really, really been lost in translation here -- cause after a question about her upcoming fight, female Brazilian MMA fighter Cris "Cyborg" Santos suddenly threw this reporter into one of the most devastating headlocks you've ever seen.

Dude eventually woke up ... but he didn't remember a damn thing.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Is So Clutch

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Now we know why Paris Hilton was so interested in greasy Manchester United stud Cristiano Ronaldo -- she just had to know where he got his fabulous purse!

He's just European. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Big Show Accused of Big Conspiracy with WWE

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Mega-huge wrestler The Big Show lied when he said he was leaving wrestling for boxing, according to a new lawsuit.

The suit claims the 7' tall, 500 pound behemoth cut a deal with SoBe Entertainment in 2007 to become a boxer. SoBe claims they paid Mr. Show $84,000 a month and fronted him an extra $1 mil for a house.

But SoBe was horrified when B.S. suddenly jettisoned his fighting plan and rejoined the WWE in 2008. To add insult to injury, Show's WWE comeback match was against a boxer -- Mr. Floyd Mayweather.

SoBe alleges Big Show conspired with the WWE to ace them out of its deal.

By the way, the Mayweather/Big Show match grossed the WWE $31,000,000, according to the suit.

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The Artie of War -- Lange Crushes Joe Buck

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Artie Lange ripped Joe Buck a new one in an epic battle of cut downs last night -- as the "Howard Stern Show" veteran hit the sports announcer with insult after insult on what was supposed to be a night celebrating Joe's new show.

It all started during Artie's guest appearance on the "Joe Buck Live" show on HBO last night -- but the war of words only escalated during the "overtime" segment, which takes place after the actual show and is only shown on the web.

During the webcast, Joe did his best to fight back against Artie's relentless barrage of insults -- and even managed to sneak in a few jabs of his own -- but it was clear Joe was wayyy out of his league as Artie did nothing short of brutally roast the host.

You gotta see it.

Chris Brown -- What Were You Thinking!!?

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Chris Brown should not be playing Rihanna jokes a week before she takes the stand against him during his preliminary hearing.

But that seems to be exactly what went down last night in Orlando during the NBA final game between the L.A. Lakers and the Orlando Magic.

We're told Chris came with a dude and Teyana Taylor (right, with Rihanna on 5/08), a singer who must have thought it was funny to dress up like Rihanna. Apparently Chris felt it was funny too.

So Chris got a laugh at the expense of the woman he's accused of beating.

We'll see if Chris is still laughing when they come face-to-face in court next Monday.

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RiRi Clone Hates Being Called RiRi Clone

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Rihanna's doppleganger is hella, ella mad at the AP and Yahoo for misidentifying her as RiRi at the Lakers/Magic game last night -- and now she's putting them on blast via her Twitter page.

Teyana Taylor -- who is one of Pharrell's singer protege's -- wrote:

"omgggggg if one more reporter say that im rihanna im gonna go crazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ... I wish the AP would do a little research. since wen am i RIhanna ... yahoo and everybody else just did a biggg f***in s**t"

Right, because it's a huuuuge stretch to think someone with a RiRi mohawk, wearing RiRi hipster shades and sitting one person away from RiRi's old boyfriend Chris Brown could possibly be RiRi.

The audacity!

Chris Brown -- Who's That Girl?

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Chris Brown was at last night's Lakers/Magic game, but Rihanna wasn't -- or was she?

Is it just us or does the girl just two seats from Chris look just like RiRi?

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Ronaldo Gets the Rub Down -- From Another Dude

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Cristiano Ronaldo was manhandled this weekend in Vegas -- and this time, it wasn't by Paris Hilton.

We're guessing the guy giving Euro Greasy a leg massage at the Palms Place Hotel and Spa pool was a personal trainer, but we could easily find quite a few ladies who wouldn't mind doing the job ... for free.

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Shaq Eats Crow ... and Kobe's Ass

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While the Shaq-less Los Angeles Lakers enjoy the sweet taste of victory -- there's a 7-foot trash-talkin' ex-teammate who knows he's got a big helpin' of "Kobe Bryant's ass" comin' his way.

Check out the message Shaquille O'Neal just posted on his Twitter page ... spelling errors and all:
Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now "Shaq how my ass taste "

Obviously, this stems from Shaq's incredible rendition of "Kobe How My Ass Taste" -- a freestyle rap he dropped when Kobe and the Lake Show lost in the NBA Finals last year.

For the record -- that song ruled.

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Cristiano Ronaldo -- Oil Slick

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Euro Greasy/Cristiano Ronaldo did his best to burn off all remnants of Paris in Las Vegas yesterday.

Sorry Mr. Greasy -- that stuff's permanent.

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