Tom Brady: Gisele Ain't Incubatin' No Superbaby

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It looks like Gisele Bundchen's taut little tummy is safe for now -- Tom Brady just shot down rumors that she's pregnant with his second kid.

The denial happened after the New England Patriot's quarterback finished practice today, when reporters asked him if Gisele was knocked up -- which Tom straight up answered by shaking his head and saying "No."

Gisele's husband then added the classic line, "One is enough."

We don't blame him, dude's already got his hands full.

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NFL Legend I'm Not on a Coke Diet

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Former Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Jimmy Smith pleaded not guilty to coke and marijuana possession charges today ... despite the fact cops say they found a bunch of drugs inside his car.

In total, Smith pleaded not guilty to 4 charges -- but got a break when Duval County officials decided to drop a fifth related drug charge.

Smith -- who made five straight Pro Bowls playing for the Jags back in the day -- was arrested on April 22 after cops pulled him over on Interstate 95 for having excessive window tint.

He's due back in court in June.

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Mike Vick's Home Confinement -- One Lucky Dog

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With the sun poking gently through the clouds, a calm lake glistening in the background, and majestic trees swaying in the breeze, Michael Vick is somehow finding a way to ride out his nightmarish "home confinement" sentence at his sprawling Virginia estate.

TMZ obtained several photos of Vick -- who was found guilty of charges related to brutally slaughtering innocent dogs in 2007 -- enjoying a Memorial Day weekend BBQ in his personal waterfront detention center. Among the festivities, the ankle-bracelet sportin' prisoner found time to steal a sunset smooch with one of his baby mamas.

Vick still has to serve two more months of this hell. At least he gets conjugal visits...

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Guy You Hate Set to Fight Other Guy You Hate

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If there was ever a time for a good double knockout, this is it -- Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael has just been named as Jonny Fairplay's challenger in an upcoming "celebrity" boxing event.

Lohan and Fairplay will fight on June 20 for the CBF Welterweight Title -- and even though it's a few weeks away, Fairplay has already scored the first cheap shot.

Fairplay immediately released a statement saying, "If I beat Michael Lohan, does that mean I get to go out with Lindsay? I hear she's back into guys this week."

This one could actually get interesting.

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Cristiano Stomachs Devastating Loss

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Cristiano Ronaldo and Manchester United didn't win today against Barcelona -- but thanks to this one shot of his ridiculous torso, drooling women (and some men) still do.

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Chris Brown -- How Quickly The Famous Forget

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Shaq invited him to play basketball in his private gym, Usher took him to an NBA playoff game, Bow Wow even helped him shoot a YouTube video -- seems like Chris Brown is finally out of celebrity exile.

At first it was hard to find a celebrity who would take a stand on the incident at all, but now -- just three months after he allegedly beat the crap out of Rihanna -- he's back in the "in-crowd," like the whole thing never happened. He's even dropping an album.

We don't expect Chris is gonna have a sit-down dinner with Jay-Z any time soon... but at this point, would you really be surprised?

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Olympic Gymnast In the Buff

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When three time Olympic medalist in gymnastics Dominique Dawes told us she only works out "a little bit" yesterday in D.C, we think it was a little bit of an understatement.

No sleeves? No problem -- eat your heart out Michelle Obama..

Chris Brown Watches Cleveland Get Beat

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Chris Brown sat alongside Usher to watch the Orlando Magic put the smack down on the Cleveland Cavaliers in an NBA playoff game on Sunday in Orlando.

Fun fact #1 -- Usher is part owner of the Cavaliers.

Fun fact #2 -- Chris Brown was charged with felony assault for allegedly beating up his girlfriend Rihanna after attending a pre-Grammy party.

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Jose Canseco Gets Slugged in MMA Debut

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Jose Canseco showed off his newly created punch-and-run technique during his Mixed Martial Arts debut last night in Japan -- and needless to say, it didn't work at all.

Canseco fought the superhuman-sized 7'2" 330-pound Hong Man Choi at the Dream Super Hulk tournament in Yokohama -- which mercifully ended after ONE MINUTE when Choi mounted the old "Bash Brother" and beat him to a pulp.

Unfortunately, they don't make a steroid that turns you into someone with fighting ability.

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Vince Young Learns Nothing -- Makes It Rain

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The last time a member of the Tennessee Titans decided to "make it rain" while hanging out at an event with Nelly -- people got shot and lives were ruined. But Vince Young isn't one to learn from other people's mistakes...

While onstage with the rapper during a performance in Houston last week, Vince rolled out a wad of cash and started showering the crowd with dollar bills. But unlike the incident with his former teammate Pacman Jones, everyone emerged unharmed this time.

And speaking of Nelly -- remember when he used to wear that band-aid on his face as a tribute to his half-brother who was locked up for assault? Well, the guy's finally out of prison -- and during the concert Nelly brought him on stage and introduced him to the crowd too.

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Shockey Goes Down -- The Photos

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We've just obtained photos of New Orleans Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey right before he was placed on a stretcher at Rehab -- the pool at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas -- and taken to the hospital.

TMZ spoke to the Saints, who said Shockey was just "dehydrated" and will be "fine."

UPDATE: We just got video of the incident, which shows Shockey being placed on a stretcher by paramedics as the pool party rages on in the background.

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Jayson Williams Arrested for Unloading on a Guy

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Former New Jersey Nets star Jayson Williams is in trouble yet again -- he was arrested in North Carolina early this morning for allegedly serving a guy a knuckle sandwich in a late night bar fight.

Cops say Williams was popped around 2 AM for assault after he allegedly socked some dude in the face in front of a nightclub in Raleigh. Williams was later released on $1,000 bond.

Go back to April, when the troubled former NBA star was tasered by cops after he allegedly tore up a hotel room in Manhattan...

...And lest we forget, Jayson is also still facing a reckless manslaughter charge for the shooting death of his limo driver back in 2002.

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Jeremy Shockey Rushed to the Hospital

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NFL star Jeremy Shockey was taken out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas today by stretcher and taken to a nearby hospital.

Sources on the scene tell TMZ Shockey was at Rehab -- the ironic name of the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock -- when he was found unconscious at around 2:00 PM. Paramedics ended up wheeling Shockey out of the Hard Rock via stretcher. We're told the paramedics tried to cover Shockey up so onlookers -- including a TV camera crew -- couldn't ID him.

UPDATE: We just talked to a rep for the New Orleans Saints, who told us Shockey was just "dehydrated" and that he'll be "fine."

Katy Perry: I Kissed a Fun Active Gentleman

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Katy Perry took time out from mackin' on chicks in song and rooting for Adam Lambert to show some love for her fave L.A. dodgeball team, the Fun Active Gentlemen's Society.

For one night only, Katy played on the boy's team.

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Speedy Shaq Scores Tickets on Camera

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Shaquille O'Neal's never been the fastest baller in the NBA, but he sure drops the hammer on the freeway.

Shaq has been busted for speeding twice in the last six months -- and both times he was caught by an all-seeing photo radar camera.

Shaq was snapped behind the wheel on Phoenix area freeways in February of this year and in December 2008.

The Phoenix Suns center paid $181.50 for the February ticket, but he still owes the same amount for the other one.

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LeBron Makes Believers Out of Newscasters

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The 11:00 PM news crew at WEWS in Cleveland completely wrote off the Cavaliers on Friday, with the team being down two with :01 left. We all know what LeBron James did next ...

Here's the shot, in case you've been under a rock the past few days.

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