'Saturday Night Live' Mocks Kristi Noem's Firing ... 'I Self Deported!!!'
"Saturday Night Live" went straight for the jugular, opening with a brutal send-up of President Donald Trump's decision to boot Kristi Noem from her post as Homeland Security secretary.
Colin Jost played Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in a mock press briefing, casually informing reporters that Noem had been "reassigned under the bus." Moments later, Ashley Padilla strutted in as Noem to set the record straight.
"I just want to make it clear that I didn't get fired," she insisted. "I self-deported."
Mary Cosby Son Robert Cosby Jr. Remembered for Close Bond With Mom
Mary Cosby's late son, Robert Cosby Jr., is being remembered as a fiercely devoted son, a man of deep faith and his mom's closest confidante.
An online obituary for the 23-year-old pulls back the curtain on the tight-knit dynamic between "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" star and her only child, describing a bond that ran deep.
"Robert loved his parents with a fierce and unwavering devotion, and his mother was his closest confidante," the tribute reads.
'SNL' Host Ryan Gosling Why is Harry Styles Here?!
Ryan Gosling had a bit of a distraction sitting front row during his monologue as host of 'SNL' this week ... heart throb, and next week's host, Harry Styles!
Harry says he is only there to prepare for the show next week, but Ryan can't seem to get the "Aperture" singer out of his head as he tries to continue on with the open.
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It doesn't help that the camera keeps cutting to Harry and eventually creates a split screen to keep Style's adorable face on our TVs the entire time.
Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Pack On The PDA During Soccer Match ... Justin Baldoni Who?!
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds did not have Justin Baldoni on their minds while attending a soccer game in Great Britain on Saturday -- because they were too busy sucking face!
The famous couple was snapped packing on the PDA during a fifth-round matchup at the Emirates FA Cup between Wrexham and Chelsea in Wales.
One photo shows Blake and Ryan locking lips in a very warm embrace. Another captures Blake hugging Ryan from behind with her arms wrapped tightly around his waist.
Ryan, who co-owns the Wrexham team, stares out onto the field from the stands at the Racecourse Ground football stadium. Wrexham lost to Chelsea 4-2, and was eliminated from the FA Cup.
Spring Forward ... Babes In Bed ⏰ Time To Wake Up Y'all!!!
You may've lost an hour of sleep, but these lovely ladies in bed will have you movin' n' groovin' in no time ...
Stars like Kylie Jenner and Claudia Tihan are springing forward with their curves up and at 'em!
Before you hit the streets, check out the gallery -- these sexy celebs are HOT and bothered in the sheets!
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Magic City Legend Come Check Us Out, Luke Kornet ... Don't Knock 'Till You Try!!!
A legendary Magic City dancer tells TMZ Sports it's clear Luke Kornet's never visited the strip club ... 'cause if he did, he wouldn't have criticized the Atlanta Hawks' promotion honoring the place.
We spoke with Gigi Maguire -- one of Magic City's greatest performers -- this week to discuss the noise surrounding the NBA team promoting her former workplace during their game against the Orlando Magic on March 16.
Kornet -- a Kentucky native and San Antonio Spurs center -- called the tribute disrespectful to women ... but Maguire argues that Luke and other critics have never truly experienced Magic City, so their judgment is based only on what they've seen in movies.
"He should see it for himself," Maguire said. "I think that a lot of people that have a negative in their mind about strip are the ones that have never been."
Wear the Message Tees Celebrating Women Everywhere
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International Women's Day isn't the time to be subtle. It's for celebrating strength, resilience, and all the iconic women who've been breaking barriers for decades.
It's the time to show up, speak out … and wear your heart on your sleeve. That's why we've rounded up empowering tees that let everyone know exactly how you feel.
From quotes by Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Maya Angelou, these t-shirts are here to make a statement and start conversations.
Celebrity Scramble Guess The Birthday Star!
It takes a REAL MAN to show his dirty feet to the whole world, but can you guess who he is based on this altered pic?!
All jokes aside, he's an iconic American record producer -- notoriously producing tunes for Justin Bieber, Rihanna and Britney Spears -- and he's married to an icon as well!
Can't keep your "hands to yourself?!" Neither can he!
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UFC x White House 'Freedom 250' Card Announced!!! Gaethje-Topuria Headline
After months of speculation, rumors, and fighters campaigning to be a part of the event … the UFC finally made it official Saturday night, announcing the promotion's "Freedom 250" card during UFC 326!
Ilia Topuria, lightweight champ, and Justin Gaethje, interim lightweight champ, got the top spot, main eventing the historic card ... which will go down Sunday, June 14 at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington D.C.!
Alex Pereira and Ciryl Gane will serve as the co-main ... with the interim heavyweight belt on the line. Pereira will look to become the first fighter to be champion in three different divisions.
🚨 THE FULL UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD IS FINALLY HERE
ILIA TOPURIA VS JUSTIN GAETHJE 🏆
ALEX PEREIRA VS CIRYL GANE 🏆
O’MALLEY VS ZAHABI
RUFFY VS CHANDLER
NICKAL VS DAUKAUS
LOPES VS GARCIA pic.twitter.com/5jJoSNTgMY @acdmma_
The rest of the main card rounds out like this ... "Suga" Sean O'Malley vs. Aiemann Zahabi, Mauricio Ruffy vs. Michael Chandler, Bo Nickal vs. Kyle Daukaus, and Diego Lopes vs. Steve Garcia.
Each fight, except for Pereira and Gane, features an American fighter.
The announcement puts an end to months of speculation surrounding the event
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As for the setup, the event is expected to take place on the South Lawn, with a limited crowd in attendance.
Just 98 days until Freedom 250!
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National Cereal Day Cereal-ously Delicious!
Oh, you thought the holidays were over? Think again ... it's National Cereal Day!
So, grab "two scoops" of "bran" new pics ... showing celebrities like Jake Paul and Olivia Culpo enjoying the most important meal of the day.
Trust us ... they're grrreat!
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Zohran Mamdani Suspicious Devices Outside Mayor's Residence ... Smoke Bombs Reportedly Thrown at Protest
Two people have been taken into custody after "suspicious devices" were found outside New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's residence.
A spokesperson for the New York Police Department acknowledged the incident in a statement Saturday ... revealing the devices were found near Gracie Mansion during an anti-Islam protest put on by conservative influencer Jake Lang.
Photographers took pictures of one of the devices ... which is ovular and covered in silver duct tape.
Dak Prescott, Sarah Jane Ramos Break Up Month Before Wedding
Update
3/9/2026 9:26 AM PT -- TMZ Sports has obtained the email the former couple sent out to apologize for the last-minute cancellation.
Dallas Cowboys superstar Dak Prescott and his fiancée, Sarah Jane Ramos, are not getting married -- TMZ Sports has learned the two have broken up one month before their wedding.
We're told the relationship had been rocky behind the scenes for months ... but things came to a head with a blowup argument at their joint bachelor and bachelorette parties in the Bahamas -- and Sarah Jane called it off.
She actually shared several snaps from her bachelorette party with her closest friends earlier this week ... captioning the post, "I truly believe you can get through anything in life as long as you have really great friends. I love these girls so much."
Lori Harvey Snowfalling For Damson Idris' Charms ... Makeout Sesh Over Two Years After Breakup
Lori Harvey and Damson Idris didn't just add fuel to the rumors they've rekindled their romance ... they doused them in gasoline and lit a match with some hot and heavy lip-locking!
The two stars were spotted hanging out after a Paris Fashion Week event Friday ... chatting up on a balcony above the street.
The two engaged in a flirty conversation for a little while ... before Lori grabs Damson and pulls him in for a passionate embrace.
BLACKPINK's LISA Monkeying Around with Punch!!!
LISA met up with a star possibly even bigger than herself ... the viral monkey Punch!
The BLACKPINK star stopped by Ichikawa City Zoo in the Chiba prefecture just outside Tokyo, Japan to visit the monkey who went viral because other apes in his enclosure were bullying him.
The star wanted to support the monkey's habit of carrying around a stuffed orangutan by bringing her own to the zoo ... holding it up for the little macaque to see.
Downtown Los Angeles Man Dies By Self-Mutilation ... Cuts Off Own Penis
A man in Los Angeles died Friday night after cutting off his own genitalia ... TMZ has confirmed.
The Los Angeles Police Department received a call about a man harming himself in Downtown Los Angeles around 3:40 AM.
After arriving on the scene, they set up a white tent to keep onlookers from seeing the man's body ... though a videographer at the scene captured pools of blood staining the sidewalk.
Kevin Costner & Brooks Nader Lean In For Friendly Vegas Chat
Kevin Costner's used to dancing with wolves, but on Friday night he was chatting with a stone-cold fox ... leaning in for a convo with Brooks Nader.
The actor and the model both attended a VIP dinner hosted by Scott Sartiano -- the owner of the popular NYC social club Zero Bond -- at his restaurant Sartiano's in the Wynn Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas to celebrate the opening of Zero Bond Las Vegas.
Eyewitnesses tell TMZ ... Costner and Nader were spotted chatting it up at dinner and hanging out in the high roller room of Zero Bond, where attendees played their choice of roulette, blackjack or poker.